This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It’s very easy to find. It’s literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.
Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.
Submitted 8 months ago by todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 months ago
callouscomic@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Partly the joke is that men are selfish and don’t care about the woman’s satisfaction during sex. They can’t find it cause they aren’t looking for it and/or don’t want to.
arin@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Bruh the girl I’m dating can’t find her own clit sometimes because her clit is invisible and doesn’t have a bump until she’s really REALLY excited (mid sex) kinda funny when she told me haha
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well mine doesn’t either. And she does not even try to find it herself.
shalafi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
We teenage boys debated the mythical clitoris and it’s location, and we all had differing opinions. (This was long before the internet, OK?)
I actually found the G-spot before the clitoris. Didn’t know it was a thing back then, but damn, it’s an obvious hot spot.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
pyre@lemmy.world 8 months ago
i understand that there’s not enough education about the clitoris and the importance of it in sex but the way people talk about it like it’s the g-spot gas always made me question what they mean by “finding” it. like, it’s right there.
Zink@programming.dev 8 months ago
Like so many things in life, actually giving a shit and genuinely trying gets you like 80% of the way there.
And assuming you do actually care, you can’t see communication as a weakness.
kyle@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Honestly same, it’s not like you have to go digging for it, or like it’s different for every woman. It’s right there.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
G-spot is very different between women, in the sense that some don’t seem to get much from it and some forget who they are or the concept of language. And honestly I was with a girl once who, I swear on my life, basically didn’t have a clitoris. And I really confirmed this in gynaecological detail. You will think I’m an idiot or something, but it just kind of wasn’t there, and after much effort, the equivalent nerve endings were slightly off to the left and below the surface. We’re talking a target size less than the head of a dressmaker’s pin. I will swear on my life this is true, because through dogged persistence that surprised both of it, I did manage to give her an orgasm. But it was the most challenging orgasm that a tongue has ever coaxed forth. That’s all.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I had a vch piercing and men still couldn’t find my clit
pyre@lemmy.world 8 months ago
i honestly think it might be the result of all this talk about finding it. maybe people don’t find it because they think it’s hard to find. idk. still, public sex education is a must.
200ok@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You ever open your camera with the front facing camera by accident?
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This needs to be NSFW.
shalafi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you thinking the clit has a white ring around it?! Get your face in there soldier and get to work!
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I…don’t understand what you’re asking me. Could you please rephrase?
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I didn’t realize that was a piece of metal. It’s kind of hard to see on a phone. My bad.
Blum0108@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What is that a picture of?
cobysev@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That looks like vocal chords. The white part, it’s what vibrates and changes shape to make sound and pitch when you speak.
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m going to guess something related to the heart. usa.philips.com/…/tempus-als-monitor-defibrillato…
medgremlin@midwest.social 8 months ago
Context for people unfamiliar: this is a video-assisted intubation. The white bit on the screen is the larynx (vocal cords), and the fold below it is the opening of the esophagus.
Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Ohhhhhh! I didn’t realize the clitoris was in the esophagus. I feel like such an idiot because I’ve been looking around the vulva this whole time.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That gag is the actual plot of the famous porn film Deep Throat.
Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Veneroso@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The clit is real! It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth!!!
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Remember this fucking face!
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How anyone has trouble finding it in the age of the internet is beyond me
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
One of my moments of youthful enlightenment was realizing the joke isn’t about it being hard to find, it’s that some men don’t look at all.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 months ago
filcuk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Forget the Internet, just communicate lol
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
searches the internet ‘how do you communicate’
kofe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Speaking as someone who’s Christian fundamentalist parents did not ensure a proper education about this, whose community enforced it, it takes time to figure out, even with the Internet. I was sexually active years before I ever orgasmed, and even after that, the shame for enjoying sex at all was still engrained. I was aware of my anatomy, but with limited, supervised access to the Internet until 18, it set me up to be metaphorically fucked in my ability to communicate about it. But hey, I’m in my 30s and survived.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pure speculution
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you need a speculum, you’ve already gone too far.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That assumes that the owner even lets you get that close
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The clitoris is fake propaganda spread by radical feminists to confuse and terrify good Christian men.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh the clits real, the clits real alright. It’s the female orgasm, that’s the myth.
ignotum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Amen. If flopping onto her doesn’t her there then god didn’t want her to cum.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Big Clit strikes again with the ridiculous propaganda.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The next step after a big clit is a small dick.