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Daily Discussion Thread: 💀🏊‍♀️🐺 Thursday, August 15, 2024

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Seagoon_@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This hayfever can eat my fuck

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is that what it is? God damn got the stupid rash back and everything.

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      • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eyes itching, sneezing like mad and phlegmy.

        Yeah it’s hayfever baby!!!

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The delicious scented jasmine seduced me on my walk yesterday.

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      • mysticgreg@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The one plant I have vetoed for our garden, to my wife’s dismay.

        It’s a choice between me being able to breathe and see, or the jasmine.

        Of course, it took her wayyy too long to come to a decision about how to proceed though… 😆

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      • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jasmine looks pretty, but I can’t disassociate the smell with urinal cakes

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      • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s great until it’s not

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    School is great when I get to spend the day with beautiful Labradors! 😍😍

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So jealous!

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wish I could post photos, but they’re not my dogs 😭

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  • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mr P finally tested negative this morning. I’m off back to work, broke as a joke! Wish they hadn’t taken away sick pay for casuals, would’ve really helped. I know you get paid a little extra and you’re meant to tuck it away in case you get sick, but in a single income family that ain’t happening.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    22 degrease today suns out guns out.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      💪

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Eat my fuck” is a delicious phrase that I don’t hear enough of.

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    • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love telling people to ‘eat my fuck’ and watch get offended and confused.

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it’d more be licking it up than eating… but sure.

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Leck mich im Arsch

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😝 The Daily Chair. I gave the chair a rub down using the finest sandpaper and then applied the 3rd coat with long strokes being careful for drips.

    It’s look so glossy and awesome. Can’t wait to use it on a daily basis. 🙂

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  • danwritesbooks@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I may have got 92 on my last assignment, but I could raygun this current one. NFI what I am doing.

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s me usually. Chat gpt is good for prompts so you can get your bum in the right direction.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great Ted Cat update.

    Ted asked to have his face brushed and the rest of him brushed too. He likes it and I think he sees the need for it. Sadly he isn’t a low maintenance Neeb he’s a high maintenance Blue Himalayan, which explains his very cute face.

    He has knots that we are working on. 😿

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hooray that’s the last happy bubble for the retaining wall. Fuck me I need another radox bath I’m not built for that.

    I thought I was okay fit but that thing broke me.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      but then after you’ve had a cuppa and a sit you wander out to look at it and its’ a rippa.

      Did you need to agi behind it?

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      • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Did you need to agi behind it?

        Very thankfully no :) Dodged a bullet there.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • Movie was good
    • I did not understand the nerdy plot
    • I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.
    • My brain hurts
    • Good jokes

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    • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deadpool and Wolverine?

      It helps if you’ve been following the Marvel universe, but the movie did a good job with exposition I think.

      Very entertaining flick.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah Deadpool and Wolverine. I went in a virgin and came out none the wiser. I did laugh lots though.

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      • I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.

      Thats kind of the point. I think they might’ve even mentioned that in the film haha

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hahaha. Whoosho on my part then.

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Learning modules through work are always a terrible experience. Why are they so clunky and difficult to use? They could just be forms with embedded images and videos

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      State government ones are pretty bad as well, so much time wasting and they require you to click everything on the page to even be allowed to proceed to the next slide.

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      • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I did accessibility testing on some when I worked at the DET. They were so bad. All I had to do is be able to use a screen reader and TAB through all the options, so many failed at that.

        Apparently accessibility needs to be scoped into these things from the start, they don’t build them with those features in mind

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ours is proper dog shit. You can largely just bruit force the answers

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  • mysticgreg@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why coffee no work? 😩😴

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    • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Make stronger for work better

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      • mysticgreg@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eyes closed for much resting make boss unhappy

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty disgusted by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Contact MSO with your concerns. You’re not even a regular poster here.

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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh shit sorry mate, I didn’t know this was the “regulars” club!

        Muppet.

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      • neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re not even a regular poster here.

        I didn’t think this community was this quick to gatekeep. I’ve seen them comment here before, but gatekeeping someone’s opinion based on how much they post here is absurd.

        but when a new poster pops by with a vague pro-palestine message I assume you’re not interested in this community and simply looking to spread your message.

        And what would that message be? Genocide bad? I’m not a new poster here and if I comment a pro-palestine message would you assume the same? It’s disheartening to see this thread have so many downvotes and this argument, almost so much as the MSO’s statement the other day.

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I presume there is something that happened recently I have missed, or is this just a random expression of general orchestral hatred?

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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They canceled the performance of a guy who dedicated it to murdered journalists in Gaza.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-14/…/104220344

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Por que no los dos?

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  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Despite mrs b’s lack of enthusiasm, and a little bit more lenience from her than I would like I’ve gotta say the bedtime routine seems to be working a lot better with the kid. That’s night 2 he’s gone down after 2 stories without it being a shit fight. And we’re only 3 days into the routine.

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  • wscholermann@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Got my lighter doona out tonight, guess I’m going to play the doona swap game for the rest of spring.

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m way ahead of you.

      I was playing doona swap last night and the night before.

      Didn’t sleep till 2am :(

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      • wscholermann@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I woke up at about 2 am overheated. Did fall back to sleep, somewhat…

        Dark circles under my eyes today though.

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    • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Throw a blanket over the doona. Easier to take that on or off as required.

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  • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I realised I haven’t had Vegemite in a long time. I’m ashamed to admit it, but it’s been about 1-2 years since I last had it. I remedied that with some Vegemite toast. I dont usually eat breakfast, but sometimes you just need that nice kick to start the day. And it’s useful because it’s actually got some food value, especially with wholemeal or high fibre bread. Unlike most cereals which are essentially just flavoured sugar

    Baku ♥️ vegemite

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have vegemite every day! It’s the breakfast of champions, although mine is on a home made spelt sourdough.

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      • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sourdough 🤤🤤🤤🤤

        I only have sourdough on a fancy day when I get eggs Benny from a nice cafe. There’s one near be that does a bleeding Jane one or something like that. Basically just eggs Benedict, but they put sriracha in the eggs and over the top. Pretty good with a tall OJ!

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    • Nath@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love Vegemite on a crumpet. Perfect 10pm snack.

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  • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got some bad news from the TAFE company. Apparently they’ve run out of funded places for the course I wanted to take, but I was able to get a place before they did. Unfortunately apparently without as many free TAFE people, and the absence of many paying people, they don’t have enough people to start the course anymore. Is this a normal thing in the TAFE world? It sounds odd

    They offered me a few other options. There’s a few courses I could switch to, notably a dual cert IV in community services + AOD. I was planning on taking a dual IV in AOD + Mental health next year, so I’m open to the option, but I’m not confident I have the skills and capacity to do that. It’s still 1 night a week, but 3 hours instead of 2, and for 15 months.

    The other 3 options are essentially all variations for cancelling in some capacity. I can either go take an induction to community services course, which doesn’t really give me anything, although I can then do a credit transfer in a cert III/IV, or I can cancel and find a different provider (I have not sentimentalities for these ones, they were just the first one suggested to me and seemed decent enough), or I can cancel and go on a waitlist for their next cert III, probably next year

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s nuts. I’m sorry Baku. Idk what the right solution is, but if it were me, I’d just cancel and find a different institution.

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this a bigger place (like Box Hill, holmsglen, Swinburne etc) If so ask them about advice on alternate courses and could they help you enrol at another institution, seeing as they cancelled the course. No guarantee they will say yes, but hopefully they may be able to help. No harm in asking. But from your previous comments though, sounds like there was lots of stuffing around anyway, so I’m wondering if it was a smaller organisation or private college? If so, probably for the best. You might have dodged a bullet on having a bad experience, they sound very disorganised. Use your motentum to find an enrolment elsewhere. You got this! It’s just a blip, don’t let it get in the way of your goals.

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is there another training organisation in your area offering the course you want? Because I say go for it, you’re ready to do it so get it happening.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently I need multifocals now? Rip my bank account

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Welcome to the multi club! An infinate array of focus options, none of which will ever seem to be quite right. Plus, as a bonus, you have an increased likelihood of peering down your nose at random items you hold out at arms length whilst still failing to see them clearly.

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      • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That is the thing! I feel like the focus won’t be right.

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    • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same.

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you have health insurance with some extras it might help slightly with reducing the cost.

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  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    F yeah found a final breakfast burrito pack in the freezer. Lunch just went from “meh” to exciting.

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  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Muscle memory is a heck of a thing hey. I got a coffee at the drive through, used my right hand to put it in the cup holder so used my left foot to go for the break, my brain recoiled cause I guess it was expecting a clutch to go all the way to the floor. Looked down at the gear selector and there was a 3 second delay (though it felt like an eternity) where my brain goes “P? D?! the fuck is this, what do I do?” before it finally clicks and go “oh. Select D you idiot”.

    2 years we’ve had some form of auto car now, and for 10 months its been my primary daily driver.

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve been in an auto for 10 years. Some days I still push the clutch in at the roundabout near home.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There has been night roadworks near me, and my sister was complaining of a high pitched noise coming from drilling. I didn’t hear it until she pointed it out. Even though her room is close to mine and we share a wall, I can hear it louder in there.

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  • just_kitten@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    14.5 C at 7:45 am? I’m practically sweating

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yay, I might get some more painting done today

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    • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After waking up in a 10-13 degree room for the last week or few, it’s been nice to wake up and it’s still 18-19. I’ve even been able to put the electric blanket down to low again!

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I kept changing my blankets over last night because it was so warm, finally got some decent sleep at around 2am.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am sold on BG3, thanks people. Unfortunately though, I went to buy the game and the payment was not going through. So I’ve decided to wait a while and then hopefully next time it will work. Delayed gratification for the win :)

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’ll be worth it!

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      • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I hope to get BG3 sometime later this year. Hopefully at a discount.

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      • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        100%

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  • just_kitten@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know how hungry + angry = hangry? Is there a version for hungry + sad? Like I have just felt low key sad all afternoon because I didn’t eat enough for brunch. Deprived. Living off digestives until I could get home and eat dinner.

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  • tone212_@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The warm sun streak ends tomorrow. Sigh, it was nice to feel like I was in a warm exotic location, being able to wear shorts without being cold, no heating required, did wonders for my mood.

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  • stepchook@mastodon.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    @Seagoon_
    I am a newbie to the fediverse and a mastodon user, so I can't see the original lemmy topic. just chiming in to say I am fascinated by the restraint of the combatants over legitimacy on the turf. I am not quite sure how one participates in the fediverse without comments. I can see how this would be considered interjections by some, not always welcome.

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Baldur’s Gate 3.

    Shall I buy the game as someone who has only ever played Stardew Valley, Nintendo games, and MMORPGs like Club Penguin?

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  • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone broke GitHub :(

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    How am I meant to argue with people about things I don’t really understand now???

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On the bus with my enrichment prac project, made of cardboard. Why did I get a coffee when I only have two hands!? 😭

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