MeanElevator
@MeanElevator@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Wednesday 31 December 2025 1 day ago:
The teenage-like makeout session we were having beforehand could have been more embarrassing
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Wednesday 31 December 2025 1 day ago:
Out of everyone here…you KNOW how this is
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Wednesday 31 December 2025 1 day ago:
Son is sleeping over at a mate’s house and daughter went to an NYE party at her friend’s…one street over.
Wife and I got a bit stoned tipsy and frisky…daughter came back to get some board games…if the door was unlocked or she was there 10 minutes early…she’d be scarred for life
Happy New year everyone!!!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Wednesday 31 December 2025 1 day ago:
Mo’money
Mo’bitches
But actually to get fitter.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😎 Wednesday 31 December 2025 1 day ago:
Probably will be asleep by 11 at the latest.
Happy New Years everyone!!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐬 Sunday 28 December 2025 4 days ago:
Apology accepted. It’s a top joint.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐬 Sunday 28 December 2025 4 days ago:
Can’t write all that without mentioning the name of the ramen joint.
How rude.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐈 Saturday 27 December 2025 5 days ago:
I have averaged 2 hours of naps per day since Christmas Eve.
The Spanish have figured out life centuries ago.
Been super productive and slightly buzzed all the time.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📻 Tuesday 23 December 2025 1 week ago:
2.5 hours of work left.
So far no one has dared me.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📻 Tuesday 23 December 2025 1 week ago:
The temptation is strong
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📻 Tuesday 23 December 2025 1 week ago:
Luckily I’m working from home so no one is actually within reach of my rage
- Comment on Discussion Thread 📻 Tuesday 23 December 2025 1 week ago:
Last day of work.
Hanging on by a thread. If anyone at work tests me today, Christmas will not be Merry (or any other hobbit)
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐞 Sunday 21 December 2025 1 week ago:
So great I got up at 1030
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐞 Sunday 21 December 2025 1 week ago:
How good does it feel?
Fucking awesome.
I’m playing 80s music and Tool
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐞 Sunday 21 December 2025 1 week ago:
Went to gym
Then mowed the lawn.
Washed the car
Got sunburnt.
Had Korean for dinner.
Am drunk.
Am stoned.
Loving life.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😺 Friday 19 December 2025 1 week ago:
Fudge. Need to go into the office on Monday. Someone is leaving and an employee (me in this case) is required to take their laptop and swipe card.
Told my manager that the favours are piling up.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Croatian (or Slovenian), human and late 70s or early 80s.
Also very angry at the world in general. Especially the local council.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Neighbour is continuing his tradition of being a fuckwit on hot days.
Earlier this year, when we had the 4 day heatwave (January perhaps), he decided to dig up and replant his lawn.
Today he’s wearing overalls and sanding paint on his car. Outside. In full sun.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
My favourite is ‘These fireworks didn’t go off, lets go in for a closer look…face first of course’
Glad there’s people like you who answer these calls, shake their head, and carry on.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Some silver linings at least.
I’m guessing you work in emergency services?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Steady on the rudder and you’ll make shore soon.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Same. No alarms, nothing to do, it’s just blissful isn’t it?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
I put the AC on before 8 am.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Nearly done work for the year. Still gonna log in on Monday and Tuesday but output will be limited.
Hope everyone is winding down too and staying cool today.
WE’RE NEARLY THERE
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐚 Monday 15 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
They’re cute but that’s about it
Hope the invasion doesn’t last too long for you
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐚 Monday 15 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
11/10 that is not a typo
Feeling Smort as
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎳 Saturday 13 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
Celebrating our 20th this weekend in the city.
Fancy hotel, nice restaurant, drinks at bar.
We gonna tear it up…as long it sensible to get in on the breakfast at the hotel
But seriously, we love acting stupid and harmless in public.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎳 Saturday 13 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
G’day
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐈 Friday 12 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
You’re a real one.
Bless up.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐈 Friday 12 December 2025 2 weeks ago:
BBQ chicken pan mee noodles from Roti Road with a passionfruit fizz
Wife and daughter got Nene Chicken which I assisted with consuming.
It ain’t Michelin but hits the spot for us middleish class folks