Catfish
@Catfish@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Friday 26 September 2025 1 hour ago:
Me: Void get off the kitchen bench stands up Void: ha ha! I stole your warm chair
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Friday 26 September 2025 1 hour ago:
Fucking wow. Does this guy even like his wife? Sounds like forced care might be on the cards
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Friday 26 September 2025 5 hours ago:
Bother
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Friday 26 September 2025 7 hours ago:
🥧
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Friday 26 September 2025 8 hours ago:
Four and twenty black birds
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍩 Friday 26 September 2025 9 hours ago:
Whatever this Ee-oore!! bird is, it’s lucky I don’t own a crossbow
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪀 Wednesday 24 September 2025 1 day ago:
Look I don’t want to disparage your vet, but: many many years ago I had a cat with a broken jaw. He declined to eat. The vet refused to discharge him until he would and nasal force fed. A full week later they gave up, he ate 2 minutes after getting home.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪀 Wednesday 24 September 2025 1 day ago:
I tried some of those and they did NOT suit. Got some that match my silly hair colours.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪀 Wednesday 24 September 2025 2 days ago:
You should check for rudimentary internal organs
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪀 Wednesday 24 September 2025 2 days ago:
I got 2, totally covered by insurance and apparently I can change my mind for up to 3 months
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪀 Wednesday 24 September 2025 2 days ago:
I have rejoined the clan of the 4 eyed. Hopefully what I choose won’t turn out ridiculous looking 🥸
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 23 September 2025 3 days ago:
Fried larks tongues thanks
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 23 September 2025 3 days ago:
Yes I know early bird gets the worm, but 3am is just taking the piss!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐙 Sunday 21 September 2025 5 days ago:
Spicy tea and bitch crackers please
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐙 Sunday 21 September 2025 5 days ago:
Woo! Just found out horrendous Real Estate agent has been liquidated. Wish more juicy details were available but just their deletion is fantastic on its own 😈
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐙 Sunday 21 September 2025 5 days ago:
Trying and failing
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎁 Saturday 20 September 2025 5 days ago:
Visitors who may or may not turn up can get stuffed. Confirm you inconsiderate fucker.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎁 Saturday 20 September 2025 6 days ago:
Yeah, I imagine the back will be pretty much solid grey nothing
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎁 Saturday 20 September 2025 6 days ago:
Oops! lego Death Star
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦕 Friday 19 September 2025 1 week ago:
Scone dough, add currants and cinnamon pan fry with silly amount of butter. Tea snack usually, but add an egg and it’s breakfast 😺
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦕 Friday 19 September 2025 1 week ago:
Welsh cakes please
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
Chocolate for record
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
Fake Ruben step one, pickle
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
Report him.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
I shall take this as permission to Halloween decorate a fortnight early 🙀
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
Boogitty boogitty
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
Drat the parcel delivery guy and his timing!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
Thirded. Motion passed!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧢 Thursday 18 September 2025 1 week ago:
A croissant and a ridiculous drink in a pineapple please
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎩 Wednesday 17 September 2025 1 week ago:
Sorted Boyo’s bday prezzie in a weird way. One of the neighbours isn’t good at closing blinds, he pointed out a Thing they have he wanted. Um, yeah…
