Catfish

@Catfish@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🚙 Friday 15 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Some previous cats did that. I even trapped the thing in the bathtub for their entertainment. Nope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🙂 Thursday 14 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha! I’m envisaging a scramble to get in and a resounding thonk on out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🙂 Thursday 14 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  blink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🙂 Thursday 14 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The FishieOne has finally figured out the window shelf. I should be ashamed of disturbing him. ![grumpy sleepy cat](aussie.zone/…/19b62c34-700d-4194-b8e3-7d21fbc6d56…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🙂 Thursday 14 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Baguette with pate & cucumber please Chef

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🙂 Thursday 14 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Mid-year review: apparently I am made of titanium with many, many expensive sparkly bling things. Biggest pile of horse crap but it would be idiotic to correct them 😹

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🙂 Thursday 14 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I order before Chef is up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 😃 Friday 8 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well hope the plaster is’t too heavy 😸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 😃 Friday 8 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! I feel so silly about calling. Neighbour reappeared btw, hours after my Wibble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 😃 Friday 8 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Break a leg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 😃 Friday 8 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I still had a fondue set. I destroyed it on my 21st. By accident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🦊 Tuesday 5 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it the one that’s almost too hard to chew? Love that stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🦊 Tuesday 5 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Given I called out of work and just ate nearly two steaks, pretty good idea what is off with my brain right now. Fuck this hormonal shit!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🦊 Tuesday 5 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Feels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍌🍌 Monday 4 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mail is a good point. I now have a name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍌🍌 Monday 4 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that an official term? 😹 I think my brain can hold a bit longer but her car battery might not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍌🍌 Monday 4 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to not become known as the local curtain twitching nutter. Maybe she does this every year or two? Argh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍌🍌 Monday 4 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At what point do I get worried my neighbour (whose name I don’t even know) isn’t on a long holiday and make a welfare call?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He just vindictively ate cheese at the cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rick & Morty. Both voices drive me utterly nuts. No specific linked memory, just insanely annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🤮 even as a weener I knew to avoid the yellow poison

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck bananas full stop. Repulsive things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes she is. Much nicer than the overly photoshopped chap 😸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How long until he notices?

  firemen calendar with googly eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍫 Sunday 3 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I could really go some croquettes please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful with amber, dodgy people cook it to look better than it really is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Very important question from Boyo: How many Chuck Norrises could a woodchuck chuck if it was chucking a mural of Chuck made of Chucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes you can has

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a fast kick not a wait for it. Nice way to get acid in without being vinegary. Great for pizza!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussion Thread 🍄 Saturday 2 August 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We have done a plumbing and not murdered each other ✊🏻