Catfish
@Catfish@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐢 Tuesday 23 June 2026 1 hour ago:
Currently missing 3 sets of tweezers, a micro hex driver, and 7 ping pong eyeballs. Must be time to clean behind the fridge.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍜 Monday 22 June 2026 21 hours ago:
My deepest condolences 🌈🖤
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦜 Sunday 21 June 2026 1 day ago:
Ahem?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦜 Sunday 21 June 2026 1 day ago:
Mildly rude doormat needs a respray
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦜 Sunday 21 June 2026 1 day ago:
Short walk to check if new shoes housebroken yet. Absolutely not. Ouch.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦜 Sunday 21 June 2026 2 days ago:
Mmmm greasy
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦜 Sunday 21 June 2026 2 days ago:
Handbag chicken sandwich please
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Saturday 20 June 2026 2 days ago:
The Mayvers one? Nice if a tad oily.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Saturday 20 June 2026 2 days ago:
Thanks. Expensive cute little buggers. Three shiny so far, so each evolve covered. More to give away would be bonus.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Saturday 20 June 2026 2 days ago:
Some sleep, broken up and nightmaraey, but still. Then get awoken to the worst cat fight the boys have ever had. Luckily Vet was already booked for the puking. No great answers yet and also no awful ones seem likely. He’ll have a raggedy ear and gooshy food only for the next few weeks. 🤞🏻
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦊 Saturday 20 June 2026 2 days ago:
It’s red that does me in. Histamines, sinus hell etc. Delicious, but no thank you (unless somebody want to make the three day coq au vin recipe I’ve always wanted to try)
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥞 Friday 19 June 2026 2 days ago:
Thank you! I should be good to catch from home. Will figure out date after Vet visit 😿
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥞 Friday 19 June 2026 3 days ago:
GameDay people, I am a no fun insomniac zombie and am declaring a POSTPONE. Not on tomorrow.
Suggestions for reschedule dates (within the reasonable life span of all this cheese) are welcome.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥞 Friday 19 June 2026 4 days ago:
Surprised she hasn’t chewed through them. I learnt the expensive way not to leave the sewing machine foot pedal unsupervised
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪿 Wednesday 17 June 2026 5 days ago:
Oh Spud! Doubt I have relevant advice, but you can bend ears if you wish. Much 🖤
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪿 Wednesday 17 June 2026 5 days ago:
Gorgeous blue
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪿 Wednesday 17 June 2026 5 days ago:
Not sure if warm cat sick or lizard guts are worse to step in.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪿 Wednesday 17 June 2026 5 days ago:
Some cats are very spewey, for reasons such as eating at warp speed, or food sensitivities. This is new behaviour for this particular cat, so he’s earned himself a trip to The Pokey Place (and an extra hole in my wallet)
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪿 Wednesday 17 June 2026 6 days ago:
Especially not when 1am was vomit o’clock
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 6 days ago:
I have a stash of 1&2 cent coins. Happy to give you one if the think the point might get through.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 1 week ago:
Luxury!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 1 week ago:
😉
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 1 week ago:
Seafood congee please Chef
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 1 week ago:
Pretty sure it’ll be candles for Sol not a proper fire. But it can be a many, many candle event.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🪴 Tuesday 16 June 2026 1 week ago:
My sheets are soggy
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026 1 week ago:
Sending you a pm
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026 1 week ago:
I assume you are stupid itchy right now. Glad no food things are dire, no prawn fondue for you!
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026 1 week ago:
Nothing as drastic as your apt sounds. Possibly Pufferfish juice for TMD. Not keen which is why waiting is worse.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026 1 week ago:
And the dental specialist is booked out until the end of November. This makes everything 8zillion times harder. If I’ve gotten my brain into gear to make a phone call stuff needs to happen ASAP, being in waiting mode for many multiple months messes up all sorts of other stuff
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026 1 week ago:
This sounds horrific, but your phrasing is hilarious.