tombruzzo
@tombruzzo@aussie.zone
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🫠 Wednesday 18 March 2026 27 minutes ago:
I tell my kids “It’s unpog for breakfastmaxxing cerealchads to cortisol-bait milkcels by bowlmogging” and they just stare at me like they don’t know what I’m talking about
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦘 Tuesday 17 March 2026 23 hours ago:
I heard smoke alarms only randomly go off at night because the cold makes everything contract and lowers the output of the battery if it’s already low. The alarm then thinks the battery is dying and goes off.
Same reason posters and suction cup soap holders in the shower only ever fall off at night time
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🦘 Tuesday 17 March 2026 1 day ago:
Had an interview at Dentist Supplies this morning for some more side work. The two guys in the office looked identical, well kept skinny guys. Makes me wonder if this is one of those Brethren businesses since they like to run their own businesses but like safe, boring industries
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Monday 16 March 2026 1 day ago:
I have a Mubi subscription and have watched a bunch of weird stuff. I may have been more used to pretentious French expressionist cinema at the time too
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Monday 16 March 2026 1 day ago:
I liked how dumb it was. Like at the start the guy lists a bunch of movies and includes JFK, then says ‘no one knows why those stories happened, they just did.’
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Monday 16 March 2026 1 day ago:
Yes. Ship is OoC. I’m playing the MM version. They could be separate teams though, I think the Majora’s Mask people want to do their own recomp and put it in the same program
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Monday 16 March 2026 1 day ago:
I’m playing the recompiled version. People made a native PC version based on the Super Mario 64 source code leak from a few years back. It has improved framerate, widescreen support, and mods.
One great QOL improvement it comes with is your main masks and ocarina are mapped to the D-pad and you can skip the cutscene of putting the masks on. I think in the original they had to be part of your 3 item slots.
You can get it here, you still need a ROM file but they’re easily acquirable if you need one:
github.com/Zelda64Recomp/Zelda64Recomp/…/v1.2.2
There’s also recomp versions of Super Mario 64, Ocarina Of Time, Mariokart 64, and Banjo Kazooie that I know of. These recomp versions are the way to play these games now they exist.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Monday 16 March 2026 1 day ago:
They’re like different types of getting hooked. Modern games make the gameplay loop so fluid you can just keep going. In old games you’re stuck looking for that one thing you need to do to get to progress the game
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Monday 16 March 2026 2 days ago:
Picked up Majora’s Mask again after the save game surgery and was up super late dealing with the esoteric puzzles of the temples again
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💡 Sunday 15 March 2026 2 days ago:
Big day. After the expo we went to this local community festival that was meant to just be in/lunch/out, but got caught up looking at everything else there. Gave the kids an early one and I’m feeling done
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💡 Sunday 15 March 2026 2 days ago:
I know I have no idea what you’re going through but you’ll be able to get through it in time
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💡 Sunday 15 March 2026 2 days ago:
Y’know, according to Alan Moore’s logic I’m already a magician because I work in marketing. My 9-5 is spent mystically influencing people by auguring the favour of the unknowable Meta algorithm
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💡 Sunday 15 March 2026 2 days ago:
I think they’re doing a lottery giveaway at the expo. What’s the point, shouldn’t they already know who the winner is?
- Comment on Discussion Thread 💡 Sunday 15 March 2026 3 days ago:
Going to the local psychic and wellbeing expo today, if it doesn’t get cancelled due to unforseen circumstances of course
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤤 Saturday 14 March 2026 3 days ago:
You can imagine car dealers have the worse carbrain going and don’t realise people use multiple forms of transport
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤤 Saturday 14 March 2026 3 days ago:
They knew they had to step up their game to compete and they’re just good. And cheap too. The biggest indicator for me is how many I see on the road now
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤤 Saturday 14 March 2026 3 days ago:
Went to a Chery dealer today and damn those cars are cheap. Not in a bad way, more in a ‘how do they pack all this in at that price?’ Cheap.
They must be moving too, the sales people weren’t pushy at all and were fine with us just leaving. I’ve heard stories of dealers in the US having rules no one leaves the lot without buying a car
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Friday 13 March 2026 4 days ago:
That’s another option I’ll accept. Make the serving size of more drinks a pint so I can pour it straight into my glass. They’ll need to specify between imperial and metric though, I have a Mastodon pint glass I really like and I’m pretty sure it’s imperial
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Friday 13 March 2026 4 days ago:
I think beer glasses around 750mls need to be more common. A single can or bottle isn’t enough, a pint can’t hold two cans, and a stein is too big
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Friday 13 March 2026 5 days ago:
I’m pretty excited all the ads for Coffee are finally live. I’m excited to see how they perform. I just need to deal with all the weird shit facebook likes to turn on because it thinks it’s best
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍓 Friday 13 March 2026 5 days ago:
That’s great to hear. Take it easy today
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 5 days ago:
Coming home from the city today there were all these cops milling around at the gates to the station. Seeing all the cops just milling around with the vigil for the guy behind them made me want to say to them, “bit late now you useless cunts.”
There are posters and shit around demanding the police station be open 24/7 as a result. It makes me ask, where the fuck were the cops the night all this happened? They’ve shown they can increase their presence at the station whenever they want, and our wannabe liberal member got a hold of my email address and was harping on about the crime at the station months ago.
So if this was a known issue, how was a kid able to be mugged in the first place? And why was a regular passer-by the person to intervene. The demand is going to be for increased police presence, but I feel this whole incident and the police response shows how useless and ineffective they are.
Like really, do they expect kids to try mug anyone at the train station so soon? What do they think hanging around at the station will achieve aside from justifying their own existence?
The only time I’ve seen the police at the station before this was at 6pm on a week day to catch fare evaders. Who do they think they’re stopping at 2pm on a Thursday? Bunch of useless cunts, the lot of them.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 5 days ago:
We’ll need to go check it out soon. The old library was underwhelming to say the least
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 5 days ago:
Damn, sorry to hear that and hope you’re doing alright
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 5 days ago:
He was the first one down as well, but golf clubs are easier to wrangle than a dog
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 5 days ago:
I hope it was a time of reflection for him looking at all the couple with their pets, and then him looking at his clubs
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 6 days ago:
I went to a burger place next to a building doing am evacuation one time. All these people came oit together with their pets and then there was this one guy with his golf clubs
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 6 days ago:
Woo! Free reusable coffee cup at the conference. I didn’t even know it was part of the deal. I’ve seen these ones around too, they’re the expensive ones
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Thursday 12 March 2026 6 days ago:
The surgery was a success. I was able to move my Majora’s Mask save across computers, across OSes, onto the Bazztop.
That was the last thing stopping me from wiping the other laptop and getting jiggy with it
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐞 Wednesday 11 March 2026 6 days ago:
I’ll check it out. I’ve found ways to make the screen snip work for me but open to anything better