It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.
Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Interesting specificity.
dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
It’s fake, Mountain Dew isn’t mentioned once.
dditty@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Sadly it is satire
www.snopes.com/…/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Damn Snopes could’ve just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Well yeah but is the above response also satire or an actual denial of that satire being true.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is the image linked real though? Did they actually issue a release about it?
crusa187@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
This stood out to me as well, and I too find myself potentially eating the onion on this one.
What a time to be alive!