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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gran sells home to pay back £115k she stole from Norfolk charity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because old = good duh. The same reason that 80 year olds who mow down a family in their SUV and “don’t know what happened” don’t deserve prison time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah I see you...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy once cry once, then cry again when the landlord asks where the rent money is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forever war for your FACE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a Henson mild and its pretty idiot proof, as long as you use some halfway decent blades, don’t use too much pressure and don’t move it in a sawing (as opposed to scraping/shaving) motion you’ll be fine. I didn’t cut myself once while I was learning to use it, only when I took a flight and had to settle for some shitty blades from the local pharmacy did I get some weepers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#StopPayingGames⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Though software licenses are supposed to be resellable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heating the outdoors more than cooling the indoors

  Yeah by like 400W which is peanuts compared to what the sun is doing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh bless yer heart, pepperidge farm 'members!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow this completely flew under my radar wtaf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (Sorry for this vague rant but I had to get it off my chest)

  We used to build rails, roads, water/sewage systems, telephone networks and they weren’t all directly profitable. Now it seems any investment in infrastructure is deemed too expensive (unless it’s AI or whatever)

  Like why is there not yet wired internet everywhere in the west. It is absolutely ridiculous that some people have to rely on starlink for a decent connection. I understand that it’s not profitable to lay miles of cable just so Bill from Buttfuck Ohio can pay $20 a month to have access to it. That didn’t use to stop us for electricity and water though. Just because some rent seeking motherfucker isn’t raking it in doesn’t mean it’s not valuable to society as a whole.

  Just print some money, upgrade the damn power grid and make us less dependent on fossil fuels. It might even help the climate if anyone still gives a fuck about that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buzz off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like I’d happily spare some if they’d just get the fuck out of my face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I gregnant?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lastest Riot Vanguard Update Can Brick Your Hardware (If You're a Cheater)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And they’re not even bricking the cheating devices, just blocking them using hardware features that can be disabled (as long as you don’t want to run vanguard).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orthopedics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used a vertical mouse for a while and found that it puts more strain on my shoulder and ended up going back. Your mileage may vary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh and it's also a crime⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Phones are just computers except they fit in your pocket and have a cellular connection. Distinction without a difference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basic geography⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: Canada is topping Gay:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stages of mitosis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This better not awaken anything in me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's literally science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love my glove80 but it’s not without a learning curve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's literally science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re talking about v1 I assume? V2’s go for quite a bit more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t run cables through your walls you could look into fiber that hides in plain sight youtu.be/Z2FbzCyiNr4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who are the 10 commandants and why should I listen to them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but at least the interests of the user and duolingo are somewhat aligned in this case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thinkpad for the win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pretty recent thinkpad that supposedly has “military grade durability”. The plastic is literally falling apart at the corners after 2 years, and my fan grille is gone.

  Fucking lenovo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We have a different kind of cookie that we name our most depraved rituals after, it looks like this.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innovation that matters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do they store the piss rather than ejecting it into space?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's in trouble⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  DELTA P 🗣️🗣️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's Mastodon precious?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is precisely what makes people actually use twitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grr Windows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You can add another revision of nixpkgs as a flake input and use that revision for certain packages. Its not as ergonomic as in Arch (even though they officially dont support partial upgrades). But its still possible and having a stable and unstable flake input usually does the job for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grr Windows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  NixOS lets you update just what you want, when you want, and it even lets you roll them back at any time.

  I update every single day AND my computer always works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I make games and this literally happened to me this morning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t seem to have an issue sending $10 refunds to my bank account, I wonder how much it actually costs them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TitanFall 2 at 3$⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no you got me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TitanFall 2 at 3$⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I will just pirate it then :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TitanFall 2 at 3$⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I have to install EA bullshit to play the campaign?