Innovation that matters

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• ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This dude made it a website lol github.com/0x00er/pISSstream

  At 10%

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This project exists because:

    • I was bored.
    • I love ISSMimic.
    • Pee jokes are timeless.
    • Space is cool.
    • Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
    • You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz

    One of us, one of us.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This is

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      golden.

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    • ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wait so is this real? haha This is funny

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    📈📈📈

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    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Now 22%!

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      27%!

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    • chad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Or you could just check this thread and scroll down to the latest!

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  • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Do you get a push notification every time it empties?

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    • mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      That’s the poo tank

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Currently 44% as of 12:52PM AEST

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      62% 4h later, guess they’re keeping hydrated up there.

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    • ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      thank you

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Thanks, more appropriate than the app -

    Glad I checked it out but no strong desire to check again 👨‍🚀🤫

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Actual link: 0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is the greatest Mac OS addition since the The Grouch

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Warning: small children will dump anything in sight into the trash and empty it just to see and hear Oscar, and file or data loss and system damage can result.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      7yrs after deleting every single photo of their parents wedding just to see cookie monster eat the little pixels:

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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• nimpnin@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Lemmy Pisspost

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    !pissposting@lemmy.world

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• ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Link github.com/Jaennaet/pISSStream

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Of course it’s real, why would anyone lie on the Internet?

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    this link worked for me, 0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/
    im on mobile so that probably has something to do with it

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• grandma@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Why do they store the piss rather than ejecting it into space?

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  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Recycled water.

    Also: piss projectiles traveling at 8 km/s.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Because it is a resource that can be reused.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    What if that piss bubble ends up hitting some electrical equipment?

    Also, imagine the smell.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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• harsh3466@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You are doing god’s work.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s not me, but whoever made that repository who deserves praise.

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    • harsh3466@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      They sure do!!

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  wtf

  🤣

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• Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Now we need to make a Magisk module that replaces the phone battery percentage with the piss tank percentage instead. Much more useful.

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• Nutteman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s upsetting to me that I don’t know the poop levels at all times, too. And what of the cum reservoir??

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Maybe they should install a piSSShole module up there.

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