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Anon interviews for a job

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair retarded means slowed or delayed so how many times was anon retarded in getting to work?

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    • dephyre@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s it, calling in retarded to work tomorrow.

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      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m retarded at work every day!

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really changes the theme to Black Eyed Peas - Let’s Get Retarded

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      • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        they were just asking everyone to chill out and relax

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It would be funny if the song got slower and slower

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      • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wow. I really thought that was going to be a misheard lyric video or parody. Had no idea.

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    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      retarded means tardy again. If you’re late once, you’re tardy. Do it again and you’re retarded.

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    • JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I never actually understood why retarded was used by mechanics when a car wasn’t running right “The timing on this is a bit retarded” but now I know. Thank you

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      • HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        surprisingly the opposite is advanced timing, protarded isn’t a word.
        There is retrograde <> prograde but only Kerbal players know what it means ;)

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      • barsoap@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s also a thing called a retarder built into lorries and other heavy vehicles so they don’t melt their brake pads.

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was just on a trip to France with my brother who doesn’t speak French. He was quite amused by all the signs that said retard, like when a train was running late. I speak French so it was utterly normal for me

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Was he slow?

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  • awwwyissss@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turns out anon was pretty tardy after all…

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uhh I think you mean tardish

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    • wagesj45@kbin.run ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the dr. who thing?

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      • XTL@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Anon is slower on the inside.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If they’d ever cast Sean Connery as the Doctor.

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  • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Op IS tardy.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My regards.

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about them?

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Give them to the chef.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My retards.

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  • Rez@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is tardy supposed to mean?

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    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For normal people, to be late to something.

      For this guy, the R slur against those with learning disorders.

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      • kiagam@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you know this is the internet and you are allowed to type whatever you want, right? let me show you: “retarded”

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      • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The word that airline computers hurl at their pilots just before landing

        Quite rude if you ask me

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not everyone with learning disorders is retarded.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Late.

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    • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Late.

      It comes from Latin tardus = slow

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      • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        or in french, plus tard

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      • oxideseven@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re thinking of TARDIS, the time machine.

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I agree anon is not a super genius.

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  • joe_cool@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The comments are pretty interesting when you read them on lemmy.ml

    That instance has server wide word filtering enabled that can’t be removed.

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    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mass censorship is very cool and definitely not a stepping stone to an authoritarian hellscape.

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      • Alamp@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The idea that moderating slurs on an online forum is a stepping stone to an authoritarian hellscape really requires a special kind of brain worms

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Perhaps it’s a sexual thing. You know like if you are hit a lot as a child.

        Perhaps Tankies learn to enjoy censorship and repression. That’s the only justification I can think of for censoring themselves, it’s pretty hilarious when you think about it.

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      • joe_cool@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m actually OK with it.

        It’s their instance, you can check the wordlist in the config. It’s the slur_filter_regex. If it would bother me too much I’d change instance or spin up my own.
        I’m more enraged by shadow banning like on “other platforms”.

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      • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Depends on what is being censored. Hate speech? Censor the shit out of it. Sexual stuff? Not needed.

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now that’s rtarded

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        tardy

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s hilarious about that place is you can type removed and they can’t tell the difference between that and a slur being blanked out by the system.

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m retarded to word almost every day

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s okay because we’re having a fire retardant door installed. Once it’s in, you’re outta there bud

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon is a retard. Also why did that word go out of style? I know damn well it’s because it was abused but by definition:

    to delay or impede the development or progress of : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment

    It’s a fair critique. We need to stop this PC bullshit. I’m saying this as a father of two children in the spectrum and neither of them are retards.

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    • SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not about being PC, it’s about how the word is used. There’s nothing wrong with the word as it’s defined, but when it becomes a common insult it becomes less acceptable.

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      • Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If my name ever becomes a commonly used insult, what then?

        Any word can become an insult. It’s time to take some words back. We have to actively correct misused words. It may make a difference.

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  • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    anon is too smart for the quicktime event

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP lied in his interview. Always bad form to lie in an interview.

    OP was clearly Tardy.

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  • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plenty of you tards are out there living kick ass lives. My first wife was a tarded. She’s a pilot now.

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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone else in school was collecting good grades, while I was collecting tardigrades.

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  • RandomGuy79@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    je suis en retard

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    • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Working (in French) with lot of people that are native English speaket., this one never gets old. We usually answer with “We know, that’s why your wage is subsidized”.

      They usually come back at us when we say “Je suis fatigué”

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  • Squirrel@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t feel tardy.

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  • AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Link to the source please?

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