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  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More wholesomeness from Positivityman

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    • SomeBoyo@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Classic Positivityman

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      • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He is HIV-positive

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    • Lolman228@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!

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  • sploosh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought it was a robot

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      • sploosh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Robots can be from other planets.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      While reading a book.

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    • Gestrid@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      turns phone upside-down

      … huh.

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.

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    • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why would you post that here? That’s terrible

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.

        Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.

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    • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      • Jack Handy
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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wow, are you him?

        I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.

        Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”

        Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.

        I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.

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  • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sanest Reddit poster

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    • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He is Positivity Man after all.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To be fair, he’s sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      11 years later…

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Didn’t notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn’t a default setting. If it wasn’t a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh shit, Shen Bapiro’s alt account!

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most sane sports fan

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s right. It doesn’t look like a bull. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.

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  • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?

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    • danny801@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      [deleted]
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      • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        and it’s called spez

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.

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    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meanwhile on Lemmy “But have you tried using Linux yet?”

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  • DenizEfe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *PositvityMan

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    • Gestrid@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s positive OP is lying.

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  • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two year olds don’t associate horns with a cow.

    Yeah, wherever would they get that idea?

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone’s well-adjusted.

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  • _Sprite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow

    Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion

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  • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that

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  • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TFW everyone takes your ironic comments as completely serious regardless of how much absurdity you pile on.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Which way is ironic? When he calls him a liar? Or when he hopes the kid is disabled? Or dies?

      I’m kinda confused how cringe unhinged behavior is “ironic”. Either you are miss using the word or you expect to say it with such confidence we would wash right over it.

      But I personally find this ironic humor moronic. It’s completely cringe for no good reason. It’s not funny. It’s not insightful. It’s not playful. It’s nothing but pathetic.

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      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think the idea is that he’s the opposite of his username. I don’t agree with the execution though, wouldn’t positivity as an opposite be more general negativity rather than outright hatred and odious behavior?

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ironic as in the opposite of sincere, as opposed to in the sense of paradoxical incongruouity.

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not that ironic means Ms. Morissette.

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        youtu.be/O7tiIWIm8Ys

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  • Gakomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Neah, that’s not due to Reddit, that’s just your average sport fan!

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The rise of API charges brought down the Reddit.

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    • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      11y old comment

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