Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
Submitted 2 years ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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sploosh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I thought it was a robot
sploosh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Robots can be from other planets.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
While reading a book.
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
turns phone upside-down
… huh.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
workerONE@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why would you post that here? That’s terrible
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.
Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
- Jack Handy
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Sanest Reddit poster
loutr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
He is Positivity Man after all.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
To be fair, he’s sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 years ago
11 years later…
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Didn’t notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn’t a default setting. If it wasn’t a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh shit, Shen Bapiro’s alt account!
TxzK@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Most sane sports fan
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
He’s right. It doesn’t look like a bull. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
danny801@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 years ago
and it’s called spez
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 years ago
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Meanwhile on Lemmy “But have you tried using Linux yet?”
DenizEfe@lemm.ee 2 years ago
*PositvityMan
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
He’s positive OP is lying.
cerement@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Two year olds don’t associate horns with a cow.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Someone’s well-adjusted.
_Sprite@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that
Venator@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
TFW everyone takes your ironic comments as completely serious regardless of how much absurdity you pile on.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Which way is ironic? When he calls him a liar? Or when he hopes the kid is disabled? Or dies?
I’m kinda confused how cringe unhinged behavior is “ironic”. Either you are miss using the word or you expect to say it with such confidence we would wash right over it.
But I personally find this ironic humor moronic. It’s completely cringe for no good reason. It’s not funny. It’s not insightful. It’s not playful. It’s nothing but pathetic.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I think the idea is that he’s the opposite of his username. I don’t agree with the execution though, wouldn’t positivity as an opposite be more general negativity rather than outright hatred and odious behavior?
Venator@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
Ironic as in the opposite of sincere, as opposed to in the sense of paradoxical incongruouity.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s not that ironic means Ms. Morissette.
Venator@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
Gakomi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Neah, that’s not due to Reddit, that’s just your average sport fan!
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
The rise of API charges brought down the Reddit.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
11y old comment
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
More wholesomeness from Positivityman
SomeBoyo@feddit.de 2 years ago
Classic Positivityman
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
He is HIV-positive
Lolman228@kbin.social 2 years ago
Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!