Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
Submitted 1 year ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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sploosh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought it was a robot
sploosh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Robots can be from other planets.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While reading a book.
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
turns phone upside-down
… huh.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why would you post that here? That’s terrible
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.
Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
- Jack Handy
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sanest Reddit poster
loutr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
He is Positivity Man after all.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To be fair, he’s sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
CameronDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
11 years later…
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Didn’t notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn’t a default setting. If it wasn’t a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh shit, Shen Bapiro’s alt account!
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Most sane sports fan
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
He’s right. It doesn’t look like a bull. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
danny801@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
and it’s called spez
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Meanwhile on Lemmy “But have you tried using Linux yet?”
DenizEfe@lemm.ee 1 year ago
*PositvityMan
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
He’s positive OP is lying.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two year olds don’t associate horns with a cow.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Someone’s well-adjusted.
_Sprite@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
TFW everyone takes your ironic comments as completely serious regardless of how much absurdity you pile on.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Which way is ironic? When he calls him a liar? Or when he hopes the kid is disabled? Or dies?
I’m kinda confused how cringe unhinged behavior is “ironic”. Either you are miss using the word or you expect to say it with such confidence we would wash right over it.
But I personally find this ironic humor moronic. It’s completely cringe for no good reason. It’s not funny. It’s not insightful. It’s not playful. It’s nothing but pathetic.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I think the idea is that he’s the opposite of his username. I don’t agree with the execution though, wouldn’t positivity as an opposite be more general negativity rather than outright hatred and odious behavior?
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Ironic as in the opposite of sincere, as opposed to in the sense of paradoxical incongruouity.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not that ironic means Ms. Morissette.
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Gakomi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Neah, that’s not due to Reddit, that’s just your average sport fan!
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The rise of API charges brought down the Reddit.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
11y old comment
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
More wholesomeness from Positivityman
SomeBoyo@feddit.de 1 year ago
Classic Positivityman
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
He is HIV-positive
Lolman228@kbin.social 1 year ago
Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!