Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
Submitted 11 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/829370af-5d10-4c15-af9c-c56ceb9f8c1e.webp
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sploosh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought it was a robot
sploosh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Robots can be from other planets.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
While reading a book.
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
turns phone upside-down
… huh.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
workerONE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why would you post that here? That’s terrible
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.
Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
- Jack Handy
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sanest Reddit poster
loutr@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He is Positivity Man after all.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To be fair, he’s sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
CameronDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
11 years later…
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Didn’t notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn’t a default setting. If it wasn’t a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh shit, Shen Bapiro’s alt account!
TxzK@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Most sane sports fan
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
He’s right. It doesn’t look like a bull. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
danny801@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 months ago
and it’s called spez
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 months ago
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Meanwhile on Lemmy “But have you tried using Linux yet?”
DenizEfe@lemm.ee 11 months ago
*PositvityMan
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
He’s positive OP is lying.
cerement@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Two year olds don’t associate horns with a cow.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Someone’s well-adjusted.
_Sprite@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that
Venator@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
TFW everyone takes your ironic comments as completely serious regardless of how much absurdity you pile on.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Which way is ironic? When he calls him a liar? Or when he hopes the kid is disabled? Or dies?
I’m kinda confused how cringe unhinged behavior is “ironic”. Either you are miss using the word or you expect to say it with such confidence we would wash right over it.
But I personally find this ironic humor moronic. It’s completely cringe for no good reason. It’s not funny. It’s not insightful. It’s not playful. It’s nothing but pathetic.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I think the idea is that he’s the opposite of his username. I don’t agree with the execution though, wouldn’t positivity as an opposite be more general negativity rather than outright hatred and odious behavior?
Venator@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Ironic as in the opposite of sincere, as opposed to in the sense of paradoxical incongruouity.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s not that ironic means Ms. Morissette.
Venator@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Gakomi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Neah, that’s not due to Reddit, that’s just your average sport fan!
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The rise of API charges brought down the Reddit.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
11y old comment
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
More wholesomeness from Positivityman
SomeBoyo@feddit.de 11 months ago
Classic Positivityman
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He is HIV-positive
Lolman228@kbin.social 11 months ago
Now that's a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!