But I just bought this very nice lube :(
When will we learn
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Eheran@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wonder if people outside of the USA even get what that means.
syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
It means that they prefer very large dildos and buttplugs?
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Im not christian or USian, im just gay uwu
teslekova@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What, lube? We have lube.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You don’t need a circumcision to enjoy lube…
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why would this only be a USA thing? Don’t other countries have religious crazies? Maybe USA is more heavily influenced.
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Nope
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nofap is retarded.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
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design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *
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get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *
Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.
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Kushan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I am a visual learner
buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You keep sending us terrible leaders
peacepath@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Considering that stress makes creatures get hormonal, we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was promised hairy palms.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts… You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It’s a vicious cycle
Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
weps@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I bet someone, somewhere rubs one each time he sees alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
raman_klogius@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Hurricames cause hurricanes?
charokol@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
Sibshops@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
So… In this scenario, are we going to just kill all the non-human primates who masterbate?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
I jo AND pray my hurricane will go straight to the White House or Elon Musk or something.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The hurricanes turn me on.
reksas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
i think god has put their hands up and gone away a while ago.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
dances around fire believing in skydaddies
wopalopa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
lastweakness@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As all the Abrahamic gods have taught us ❤️