If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
When will we learn
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peacepath@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts… You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It’s a vicious cycle
Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.
wopalopa@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 hours ago
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design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *
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get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *
Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 14 hours ago
But I just bought this very nice lube :(
Eheran@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I wonder if people outside of the USA even get what that means.
syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
It means that they prefer very large dildos and buttplugs?
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 13 hours ago
Im not christian or USian, im just gay uwu
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.
danc4498@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Why would this only be a USA thing? Don’t other countries have religious crazies? Maybe USA is more heavily influenced.
teslekova@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
What, lube? We have lube.
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Nope
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Considering that stress makes creatures get hormonal, we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Nofap is retarded.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
dances around fire believing in skydaddies
weps@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I bet someone, somewhere rubs one each time he sees alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!
Kushan@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 11 hours ago
Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I was promised hairy palms.
raman_klogius@ani.social 12 hours ago
Hurricames cause hurricanes?
charokol@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
Sibshops@feddit.cl 12 hours ago
So… In this scenario, are we going to just kill all the non-human primates who masterbate?
Agent641@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
No that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 10 hours ago
I jo AND pray my hurricane will go straight to the White House or Elon Musk or something.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The hurricanes turn me on.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.