At my house we dine with some goddamn class

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some other suggestions:

  • Corn Pops, Honeycomb- Chardonnay
  • Frosted Flakes - Champagne
  • Rice Krispies - Sauvignon Blanc
  • Count Chocula - Port
  • Oatmeal - Beer
  • Grape Nuts - Whiskey

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Grape Nuts, whiskey, and a Marlboro Red

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    • ericatty@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel like this might have been a real ad when i was a kid

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    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Part of a clinically approved balanced breakfast!

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Didn’t burn nearly the water and co2 for those suggestions either.

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    • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      15+ years in the wine industry gives a man certain skills… and I’ve earned each one of those bullet points with my blood, sweat and puke over the years.

      Plus, we can go deeper…

      • Twinkies - Prosecco
      • Apple Fritters - Mead
      • HoHos - Cabernet Sauvignon
      • Ding Dongs - Merlot
      • Basic Glazed Donut - Sherry

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• sgh@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jokes aside, we italians do actually drink Moscato d’Asti with cakes or pastry on good occasions. It’s not a regular wine, it’s a highly sweet one, which we drink either alongside another sweet food (again, cakes, pastry, sometimes even Pandoro, but it’s much less common with Panettone), or alone.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not sure how you can drink that grape. “Highly sweet” is mega underselling how sickeningly sweet it is.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this more of the literal shitposting? Because drinking alcohol with milk will give you intense diarrhea.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I never got diarrhea drinking white russians which are literally alcohol mixed with milk or cream.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    43 con leche is a popular drink in Spain, it’s literally a milk-based long drink. I don’t think it would be as popular as it is if everyone got diarrhea from it. Could be pushing it if you’re drinking those all evening, though.

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  • dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not too intense… Many-a cocktails contain cream.

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, like Baileys. I always thought the milk was treated, or the curds removed after addition or something. Can’t really do that if it’s already in stomach tho.

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  • ericatty@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It will? Why do wine and cheese with so well together? I’ve had cream in certain drinks before and not had a problem. And cheese with pretty much everything, beer and nachos, yum

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Dairy and wine will lead to a very shitty outcome. Exquisite shit post.

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• crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  the booze is the “oops”

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