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Watcha gonna do?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨WanderWisley@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Krelis_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • KC_Royalz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • notso@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • stephan262@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Reaction Memes-28035572

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you’re fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.

    Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.

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    • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m just gonna buy drugs

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    • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Now show that as a gif

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You mean “You didn’t see anything”

    Just because you’re a criminal doesn’t give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.

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    • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dork complains about grammar but can’t follow instructions

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You think all burglars have perfect grammar?

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      • AAA@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Only one crime at a time. They better have perfect grammar! /s

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I ain’t seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem. Thanks for the tip, bruh.

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    • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What’s that look like as a gif?

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      • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I confess I didn’t see the bit about the gif so I guess

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  • czer0_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Generica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it, I’m about to lose control and I think I like it

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren’t, because I didn’t see anyone

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    • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can you post a gif of that then?

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  • angband@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn’t covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.

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  • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    <Takes money and saw nothing, no bank, no money, no robbery, no gif request, nothing. Walks away>

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  • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn’t seem a smart idea

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ain’t no snitch

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    • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Damn straight, I’m pocketing that cash

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  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    imgur.com/gallery/cheetos-nATKWM7

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