Watcha gonna do?
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
notso@feddit.org 1 month ago
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
stephan262@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you’re fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
architect@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Yeah, I’m just gonna buy drugs
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now show that as a gif
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Avicenna@programming.dev 1 month ago
db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You mean “You didn’t see anything”
Just because you’re a criminal doesn’t give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dork complains about grammar but can’t follow instructions
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’m not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
krisevol@lemmus.org 1 month ago
You think all burglars have perfect grammar?
AAA@feddit.org 1 month ago
Only one crime at a time. They better have perfect grammar! /s
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I ain’t seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem. Thanks for the tip, bruh.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s that look like as a gif?
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
czer0_@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
I’d check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren’t, because I didn’t see anyone
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you post a gif of that then?
angband@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn’t covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
<Takes money and saw nothing, no bank, no money, no robbery, no gif request, nothing. Walks away>
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn’t seem a smart idea
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?
Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ain’t no snitch
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Damn straight, I’m pocketing that cash
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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