The Head
Submitted 3 weeks ago by DrBanjo@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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aeiou@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“I like my women like I like my coffee: UP THE BUTT!”
ozymandias117@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I like that the class is a Cleric in this screenshot
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Incoming message from the big giant head!”
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Man, I loved Third Rock the first time I watched it. Now the canned laughs kind of ruin it for me, and I miss enjoying it like I did.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Hair. The hair on my head, near the ends, just to be exact. And from the side so the bullet does not then hit me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Haha lol just aim a few inches larboard for me
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I haven’t run across that word since I read Lewis Carroll’s poetry
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hair on your feet is better because then you’ll get less hearing damage.
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know. Isn’t the average speed of a bullet (340 m/s) under the sound barrier (343 m/s)? If that’s the case, wouldn’t it only matter how far the gun is away from you?
Foxfire@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I was looking for this answer before I wrote the same thing. If a part of my body has to be shot, why wouldn’t I be trying to rules lawyer my way out of serious injury? Take one long hair, tape it on something that can be safely shot through at effectively point blank range, feel nothing, success!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It does kill you quickest, doesn’t it? Head or heart.
farmgineer@nord.pub 3 weeks ago
If you’re shot in the heart, you get to think about what’s going to happen for seconds until your blood pressure drops and you lose consciousness.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
yeah, just heart is easier to miss.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think if you get shot it the heart you’ll still be alive, just like when you get your head cut, but getting shot in the brain will probably destroy any thoughts
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do people actually survive getting their head cut off? Because that’s so incredibly grim if so.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Straight up, right in the apricot
Bongles@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Police snipers need the capability to hit the junction of the brain and brain stem at extended distances. Hitting and destroying this point at the back of the human head with a single bullet causes the person to instantly and completely collapse without reflex. Snipers call this spot “the apricot.”
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Yup. Boom. Done. No pain. To sleep, perchance to dream
Nomad@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I’m feeling missing that even trying to commit suicide, you gotta do an overkill like a shotgun or maybe a directional explosive charge. Leaves a grewsome though. X)
silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
I’m feeling somewhere in the arm.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
100% somewhere in the arm (like assuming this isn’t in some test lab where “the ear” can be consistently guaranteed).
- Foot could be serious, lifelong pain when walking.
- Leg is extremely dangerous. Like maybe if I could get immediate medical attention it wouldn’t be terrible, but there are still better options.
- Abdomen is obviously not a first choice.
- Head and neck are obviously going to be the worst, and I even mean that in the sense that a shot to the head isn’t inherently some insta-kill. Lots of ways to hit the brain that completely debilitate you for life.
- Hands seem like a great way to fuck up the nerves and have dexterity trouble for the rest of your life.
So arm it is, preferably right because it’s further from the heart.
kungen@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
If it hits the brachial artery in your arm, you’re not going to have a good time either.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
I’m not seeing the butt cheek on here :(
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
i think i would choose the calf. its similar to the arm in terms of potential bleeding out, but it doesnt effect your ability to work lots of jobs or use your hands. the really big arteries in your legs that risk bleeding out are for supplying your thigh muscles so they dont go all the way down to your calves. best case its a flesh wound and you recover fully. worst case you lose your foot and lower leg. theres always the risk of losing anything that gets shot, whether from damage or infection, and id rather lose part of a leg than anything else.
CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Wait but isn’t the gut a pretty okay place?
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m guessing very close to head, but right about the top of an ear.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
B hole
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Slot C
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Obviously i’d choose my tail.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
“If you could be shot” like it’s a privilege or something.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Idk about where you live, but it’s a god damn right here in Americuh.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ammo’s not always cheap, though. A free shot to the head is a pretty good deal if you were going to pay for it anyway.