The Head
Submitted 5 days ago by DrBanjo@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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aeiou@piefed.social 4 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 days ago
“I like my women like I like my coffee: UP THE BUTT!”
ozymandias117@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I like that the class is a Cleric in this screenshot
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 days ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“Incoming message from the big giant head!”
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Man, I loved Third Rock the first time I watched it. Now the canned laughs kind of ruin it for me, and I miss enjoying it like I did.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Hair. The hair on my head, near the ends, just to be exact. And from the side so the bullet does not then hit me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Haha lol just aim a few inches larboard for me
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I haven’t run across that word since I read Lewis Carroll’s poetry
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Hair on your feet is better because then you’ll get less hearing damage.
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I don’t know. Isn’t the average speed of a bullet (340 m/s) under the sound barrier (343 m/s)? If that’s the case, wouldn’t it only matter how far the gun is away from you?
Foxfire@pawb.social 4 days ago
I was looking for this answer before I wrote the same thing. If a part of my body has to be shot, why wouldn’t I be trying to rules lawyer my way out of serious injury? Take one long hair, tape it on something that can be safely shot through at effectively point blank range, feel nothing, success!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It does kill you quickest, doesn’t it? Head or heart.
farmgineer@nord.pub 4 days ago
If you’re shot in the heart, you get to think about what’s going to happen for seconds until your blood pressure drops and you lose consciousness.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
yeah, just heart is easier to miss.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I think if you get shot it the heart you’ll still be alive, just like when you get your head cut, but getting shot in the brain will probably destroy any thoughts
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Do people actually survive getting their head cut off? Because that’s so incredibly grim if so.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
Straight up, right in the apricot
Bongles@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Police snipers need the capability to hit the junction of the brain and brain stem at extended distances. Hitting and destroying this point at the back of the human head with a single bullet causes the person to instantly and completely collapse without reflex. Snipers call this spot “the apricot.”
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
Yup. Boom. Done. No pain. To sleep, perchance to dream
Nomad@infosec.pub 3 days ago
I’m feeling missing that even trying to commit suicide, you gotta do an overkill like a shotgun or maybe a directional explosive charge. Leaves a grewsome though. X)
silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 4 days ago
I’m feeling somewhere in the arm.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 days ago
100% somewhere in the arm (like assuming this isn’t in some test lab where “the ear” can be consistently guaranteed).
- Foot could be serious, lifelong pain when walking.
- Leg is extremely dangerous. Like maybe if I could get immediate medical attention it wouldn’t be terrible, but there are still better options.
- Abdomen is obviously not a first choice.
- Head and neck are obviously going to be the worst, and I even mean that in the sense that a shot to the head isn’t inherently some insta-kill. Lots of ways to hit the brain that completely debilitate you for life.
- Hands seem like a great way to fuck up the nerves and have dexterity trouble for the rest of your life.
So arm it is, preferably right because it’s further from the heart.
kungen@feddit.nu 4 days ago
If it hits the brachial artery in your arm, you’re not going to have a good time either.
sundray@lemmus.org 4 days ago
I’m not seeing the butt cheek on here :(
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
i think i would choose the calf. its similar to the arm in terms of potential bleeding out, but it doesnt effect your ability to work lots of jobs or use your hands. the really big arteries in your legs that risk bleeding out are for supplying your thigh muscles so they dont go all the way down to your calves. best case its a flesh wound and you recover fully. worst case you lose your foot and lower leg. theres always the risk of losing anything that gets shot, whether from damage or infection, and id rather lose part of a leg than anything else.
CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Wait but isn’t the gut a pretty okay place?
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I’m guessing very close to head, but right about the top of an ear.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 days ago
B hole
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Slot C
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Obviously i’d choose my tail.
sundray@lemmus.org 5 days ago
“If you could be shot” like it’s a privilege or something.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Idk about where you live, but it’s a god damn right here in Americuh.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Ammo’s not always cheap, though. A free shot to the head is a pretty good deal if you were going to pay for it anyway.