that isn’t the result of kids, that’s the result of unsupervised kids.
Don't have kids
Submitted 1 month ago by Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s gotta be an adult-sized person.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
unsupervised adult sized person
woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That’s easily $60 worth of peanut butter.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
unsupervised adults then
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don’t have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I support a woman’s right to an abortion, at any point.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Any point before birth. right?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
secher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, peanut butter. Whew.
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That wasn’t kids. That was a jilted lover
nailingjello@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Or a Jiffed lover. Don’t mind me, I’m just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.
secher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think those are olives
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Think you’re right. What a tasty snack
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Best birthday present for any dog.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
is that the result of kids or …some sort of hatred.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 month ago
Eh, assuming you’re not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 month ago
Eh, it only touches the gasketing, but it would probably still get some on the inner part of it you’d need to clean with a pipe cleaner or something, yeah.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.
That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
The drive would suck though.mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
worked for a tech company a decade ago and found out about services where dudes who would come and wash your car while you were at work, detail it etc.,
this would make me consider using such a service for my shitty ride lol
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That’s quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?
This brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can’t figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s usually spelled squeegee but in this case squidgy is a better fit. Speaking of which, I guess one could use the windshield wiper blades to manually scrape off enough to drive to the car wash. Wiper motor is probably not strong enough.
Carmakazi@piefed.social 1 month ago
If they got it on the upholstery in a similar fashion the car might legitimately be totalled.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Cloth seats aren’t expensive at wreckers. Leather should be resistant to it. Perforated leather? Gonna cost ya
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Bullshit.
What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.
This feels more like a blue-collar prank.
Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.
thisismynewnewacct@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Sweet merciful crap, my car!
Zier@fedia.io 1 month ago
Toyota, now with more plant based protein.
strop@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
*cars.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At work it’s common to say “peanut butter over…” Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I’m sending them this.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
bstix@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
It’s a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.
Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Awful.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Best use for peanut butter.
nexguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not kids… this is definitely grown friends.
istdaslol@feddit.org 1 month ago
Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven
Strider@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I would like to see through all windows, please 😁
plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Grown kids and their friends?