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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not kids… this is definitely grown friends.

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    • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven

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      • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I would like to see through all windows, please 😁

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    • plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Grown kids and their friends?

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that isn’t the result of kids, that’s the result of unsupervised kids.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s gotta be an adult-sized person.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        unsupervised adult sized person

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    • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That’s easily $60 worth of peanut butter.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        unsupervised adults then

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  • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don’t have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I support a woman’s right to an abortion, at any point.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Any point before birth. right?

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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  • secher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, peanut butter. Whew.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That wasn’t kids. That was a jilted lover

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    • nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or a Jiffed lover. Don’t mind me, I’m just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.

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      • secher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think those are olives

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      • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Think you’re right. What a tasty snack

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best birthday present for any dog.

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    is that the result of kids or …some sort of hatred.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eh, assuming you’re not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.

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    • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?

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      • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Eh, it only touches the gasketing, but it would probably still get some on the inner part of it you’d need to clean with a pipe cleaner or something, yeah.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.

      That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
      The drive would suck though.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        worked for a tech company a decade ago and found out about services where dudes who would come and wash your car while you were at work, detail it etc.,

        this would make me consider using such a service for my shitty ride lol

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?

    This brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can’t figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.

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      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s usually spelled squeegee but in this case squidgy is a better fit. Speaking of which, I guess one could use the windshield wiper blades to manually scrape off enough to drive to the car wash. Wiper motor is probably not strong enough.

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    • Carmakazi@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If they got it on the upholstery in a similar fashion the car might legitimately be totalled.

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cloth seats aren’t expensive at wreckers. Leather should be resistant to it. Perforated leather? Gonna cost ya

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  • Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bullshit.

    What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

    This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

    Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.

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  • thisismynewnewacct@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sweet merciful crap, my car!

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Toyota, now with more plant based protein.

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  • strop@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *cars.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At work it’s common to say “peanut butter over…” Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I’m sending them this.

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    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Glad my picture is doing good out in the real world

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      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Doing the lord’s work 🤣🤣🤣

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.

    Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Awful.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best use for peanut butter.

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