Better than deboning your dog, 'though…
Fuckin' furries
Submitted 2 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Is it?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Guess I’ll try both and let you know.
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you’re going to eat it, no. If you’re going to waste it, yes.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I were really hungry… vs. If I were really horny…
I know which one is worse!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Technically, “boning” and “deboning” can mean the same thing.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Deboning has one meaning. Boning has two.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He clearly operate his dog to remove some malformed calcified obstruction from his heart valve. I hope the dog made it. 🫶
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Clearly
Klear@piefed.world 2 months ago
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a vet!
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
That ain’t no furry’s car, that’s likely (hopefully) someone who made the sticker thinking “bones are associated with dogs, they love bones, swapping a heart out for a bone would be cutsie” (Or maybe it’s someone who’s partner has a dog fursona and they get a chuckle out of the double takes people do when they see it)
Real furries got bumper stickers like these:
I should specify: I have no affiliation with the links in the spoilers, they’re just a (very small) collection of (some) stickers that I’ve seen locally at local furry meetups. I’ve just had them saved for later in case I wanted to buy some lol
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
I’m all for furry bumper stickers, but come on, we can do better than those, surely. I want more knot puns than I see at a boatyard, and lulzy references to how horrible gender neutral language can be
spoiler
For those who don’t know:
- Are you a good boy?
Are you a good girl?
Are you a good person?
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
That “Are you a good boy/girl” vs “Are you a good person” one always gets a chuckle out of me lol
Oh there’s plenty of knotty bumper stickers out there, I just grabbed 4 from the top of my little wishlist lol
raynethackery@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus! What a mess of a comments section.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Agreed, there’s a lot of really hateful people in this comment section to say the least.
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is it I love bone my dog, I bone my dog love, I bone my love dog, or I bone love my dog. Asking for a friend.
thelasttoot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s “I bone my dog”. The heart is a background image, not part of the sentence.
SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Could only find a dog… And his ass!”
zer0hour@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Arrrr… it was my own seester”
_fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
furries are whats wrong with bluesky. Sure, it’s an echo chamber, but there’s also furries there and that’s a bigger problem
SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Tell me you are conservative without saying you are conservative.”
Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Meh. I honestly believe most people don’t try to learn further than “Furries want to fuck animals”. I even was in that camp, although not on my own volition - no one was able to describe to me wtf is this about simply put xD Since learning more, I still don’t buy it but I stopped hating furries xD
_fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Tell me you fuck dogs without saying you fuck dogs”
Furbag@pawb.social 2 months ago
Guess what? We’re on Lemmy too.
We are legion.
Forester@pawb.social 2 months ago
Wait till he finds out we run most IT depts
yistdaj@pawb.social 2 months ago
Haven’t encountered people hating furries this much in a long time, I wonder why we’re still hated by some people.
I suppose it’s like how there’s also furries that hate others they misunderstand as well: I’ve encountered a surprising number of transphobic furries, as they buy the myth that transgender people are pedophiles. I even recently heard a furry tell me that they hate bronies because they think bronies are zoophiles.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I totally get making fun of furries, but blaming problems on them?
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Lmao
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I bought these stickers once that had pictures of wood screws on them. They were meant to put over the hearts on bumper stickers.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Smooch the pooch
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Colby nooooooooooooo
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
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