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Fuckin' furries

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Better than deboning your dog, 'though…

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it?

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Guess I’ll try both and let you know.

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      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No.

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      • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you’re going to eat it, no. If you’re going to waste it, yes.

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      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If I were really hungry… vs. If I were really horny…

        I know which one is worse!

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Technically, “boning” and “deboning” can mean the same thing.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Deboning has one meaning. Boning has two.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He clearly operate his dog to remove some malformed calcified obstruction from his heart valve. I hope the dog made it. 🫶

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clearly

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    • Klear@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a vet!

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  • Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That ain’t no furry’s car, that’s likely (hopefully) someone who made the sticker thinking “bones are associated with dogs, they love bones, swapping a heart out for a bone would be cutsie” (Or maybe it’s someone who’s partner has a dog fursona and they get a chuckle out of the double takes people do when they see it)

    Real furries got bumper stickers like these:

    Make Art No Matter What (Featuring someone's fursona)

    Image Etsy Link

    You Just Got Passed by a Furry

    Image Etsy Link

    This Werewolf is Nervous Do Not Approach

    Image Etsy Link

    I Brake for Werewolves (This one is a little suggestive, still SFW IMO)

    Image Etsy Link

    I should specify: I have no affiliation with the links in the spoilers, they’re just a (very small) collection of (some) stickers that I’ve seen locally at local furry meetups. I’ve just had them saved for later in case I wanted to buy some lol

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m all for furry bumper stickers, but come on, we can do better than those, surely. I want more knot puns than I see at a boatyard, and lulzy references to how horrible gender neutral language can be

      spoiler

      For those who don’t know:

      • Are you a good boy?

      • Are you a good girl?

      • Are you a good person?

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      • Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That “Are you a good boy/girl” vs “Are you a good person” one always gets a chuckle out of me lol

        Oh there’s plenty of knotty bumper stickers out there, I just grabbed 4 from the top of my little wishlist lol

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  • raynethackery@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus! What a mess of a comments section.

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    • Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Agreed, there’s a lot of really hateful people in this comment section to say the least.

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      • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it I love bone my dog, I bone my dog love, I bone my love dog, or I bone love my dog. Asking for a friend.

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    • thelasttoot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s “I bone my dog”. The heart is a background image, not part of the sentence.

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  • SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Could only find a dog… And his ass!”

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    • zer0hour@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Arrrr… it was my own seester”

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  • _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    furries are whats wrong with bluesky. Sure, it’s an echo chamber, but there’s also furries there and that’s a bigger problem

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    • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Tell me you are conservative without saying you are conservative.”

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      • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Meh. I honestly believe most people don’t try to learn further than “Furries want to fuck animals”. I even was in that camp, although not on my own volition - no one was able to describe to me wtf is this about simply put xD Since learning more, I still don’t buy it but I stopped hating furries xD

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      • _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “Tell me you fuck dogs without saying you fuck dogs”

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    • Furbag@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Guess what? We’re on Lemmy too.

      We are legion.

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      • Forester@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait till he finds out we run most IT depts

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    • yistdaj@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haven’t encountered people hating furries this much in a long time, I wonder why we’re still hated by some people.

      I suppose it’s like how there’s also furries that hate others they misunderstand as well: I’ve encountered a surprising number of transphobic furries, as they buy the myth that transgender people are pedophiles. I even recently heard a furry tell me that they hate bronies because they think bronies are zoophiles.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I totally get making fun of furries, but blaming problems on them?

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    • Ethanol@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      An image of a cat with the typical :3 face captioned “God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem”

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      • Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I love this meme so much

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    • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lmao

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bought these stickers once that had pictures of wood screws on them. They were meant to put over the hearts on bumper stickers.

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  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smooch the pooch

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Colby nooooooooooooo

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