It’s reason is to eat, shit, and procreate.
Just like me fr
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
he’s just like me fr
Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
found my spirit animal
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
fr fr
Canuck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So it has orgasms at least then
RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ok you cannot just say “1 hole”. Is it 1 topological hole (aka the thing is a tube), or just 1 hole as the common sense definition (aka the thing is a sock)
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Typically we say 3 holes. But that’s because we talking about yo mama
RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fair enough.
However, your dad is a tube
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Does this mean that tube socks are not, in fact, tubes?
If there is a second hole in the sock, does that change things?
I have a lot to consider now.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
second hole
You mean the first hole
morto@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
The forbidden churro
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
An organism with no organs? Wouldn’t that be an ism?
According to this (points at entire world history), that’s one of the most dangerous things there is!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
The etymological root that is organon means tool and the original usage of organism means an organized structure so the purest form of organism is a tool shed.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
The ultimate lifeform
flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
This is wrong though. Like obviously it is an animal and no one debates its rough location in the tree of life. There are apparently ongoing discussions if it is a deuterostome or a more basal clade, but that isn’t what the meme is suggesting. Also, there are various described species of Xenoturbella, so you can distinguish them from each other.
And what about the lack of organs?? There is such a great diversity of single celled organisms out there that by definition lack organs (organs are a collection of tissues that serve a common function). So what is the point of even mentioning organs here???
What species has “a clear reason to exist”? That’s a general question and has no particular connection to this group of animals.
This whole meme is just a desperate attempt to create exciting sounding content for social media without doing enough research.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Help someone, my vagina escaped!
Oh, there it is.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
I read it and immediately thought of Trump and a lot of others that exist for no reason but he was the first that came to mind.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Living churros hmmm
BruisedMoose@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
According to other comments, it is less a living churro and more a living jelly donut.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is reincarnation for all of us. This is what we become.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some of y’all in here joking about yourself!
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, that’s just a strip of raw bacon.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
fubarx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wondered where that branch of the family went.
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Trump voters. Are not allowed in the house.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FrankLaskey@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Hmmm… if an ‘organism’ has no organs, is it still an organism? 🤔
alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unlike humans which are super important and clearly exist for many reasons.