It’s reason is to eat, shit, and procreate.
Just like me fr
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
he’s just like me fr
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
found my spirit animal
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fr fr
Canuck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So it has orgasms at least then
RustyNova@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ok you cannot just say “1 hole”. Is it 1 topological hole (aka the thing is a tube), or just 1 hole as the common sense definition (aka the thing is a sock)
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 1 month ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
Typically we say 3 holes. But that’s because we talking about yo mama
RustyNova@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fair enough.
However, your dad is a tube
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Does this mean that tube socks are not, in fact, tubes?
If there is a second hole in the sock, does that change things?
I have a lot to consider now.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
second hole
You mean the first hole
morto@piefed.social 1 month ago
The forbidden churro
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
An organism with no organs? Wouldn’t that be an ism?
According to this (points at entire world history), that’s one of the most dangerous things there is!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
The etymological root that is organon means tool and the original usage of organism means an organized structure so the purest form of organism is a tool shed.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
The ultimate lifeform
flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 month ago
This is wrong though. Like obviously it is an animal and no one debates its rough location in the tree of life. There are apparently ongoing discussions if it is a deuterostome or a more basal clade, but that isn’t what the meme is suggesting. Also, there are various described species of Xenoturbella, so you can distinguish them from each other.
And what about the lack of organs?? There is such a great diversity of single celled organisms out there that by definition lack organs (organs are a collection of tissues that serve a common function). So what is the point of even mentioning organs here???
What species has “a clear reason to exist”? That’s a general question and has no particular connection to this group of animals.
This whole meme is just a desperate attempt to create exciting sounding content for social media without doing enough research.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Help someone, my vagina escaped!
Oh, there it is.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
I read it and immediately thought of Trump and a lot of others that exist for no reason but he was the first that came to mind.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Living churros hmmm
BruisedMoose@piefed.social 1 month ago
According to other comments, it is less a living churro and more a living jelly donut.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is reincarnation for all of us. This is what we become.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some of y’all in here joking about yourself!
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, that’s just a strip of raw bacon.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
fubarx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wondered where that branch of the family went.
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 month ago
Trump voters. Are not allowed in the house.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
FrankLaskey@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Hmmm… if an ‘organism’ has no organs, is it still an organism? 🤔
alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unlike humans which are super important and clearly exist for many reasons.