It’s reason is to eat, shit, and procreate.
Just like me fr
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
he’s just like me fr
Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
found my spirit animal
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fr fr
Canuck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So it has orgasms at least then
RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ok you cannot just say “1 hole”. Is it 1 topological hole (aka the thing is a tube), or just 1 hole as the common sense definition (aka the thing is a sock)
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 2 months ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
Typically we say 3 holes. But that’s because we talking about yo mama
RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fair enough.
However, your dad is a tube
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Does this mean that tube socks are not, in fact, tubes?
If there is a second hole in the sock, does that change things?
I have a lot to consider now.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
second hole
You mean the first hole
morto@piefed.social 2 months ago
The forbidden churro
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
An organism with no organs? Wouldn’t that be an ism?
According to this (points at entire world history), that’s one of the most dangerous things there is!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
The etymological root that is organon means tool and the original usage of organism means an organized structure so the purest form of organism is a tool shed.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
The ultimate lifeform
flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 months ago
This is wrong though. Like obviously it is an animal and no one debates its rough location in the tree of life. There are apparently ongoing discussions if it is a deuterostome or a more basal clade, but that isn’t what the meme is suggesting. Also, there are various described species of Xenoturbella, so you can distinguish them from each other.
And what about the lack of organs?? There is such a great diversity of single celled organisms out there that by definition lack organs (organs are a collection of tissues that serve a common function). So what is the point of even mentioning organs here???
What species has “a clear reason to exist”? That’s a general question and has no particular connection to this group of animals.
This whole meme is just a desperate attempt to create exciting sounding content for social media without doing enough research.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Help someone, my vagina escaped!
Oh, there it is.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
I read it and immediately thought of Trump and a lot of others that exist for no reason but he was the first that came to mind.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Living churros hmmm
BruisedMoose@piefed.social 2 months ago
According to other comments, it is less a living churro and more a living jelly donut.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is reincarnation for all of us. This is what we become.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some of y’all in here joking about yourself!
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah, that’s just a strip of raw bacon.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
Read the room
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
fubarx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wondered where that branch of the family went.
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 months ago
Trump voters. Are not allowed in the house.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FrankLaskey@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Hmmm… if an ‘organism’ has no organs, is it still an organism? 🤔
alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unlike humans which are super important and clearly exist for many reasons.