Chuck Fuck Norris
Today is the day
Submitted 22 hours ago by shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Wolf@lemmy.today 9 minutes ago
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Memes always move faster than news
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
I get at least half of my breaking news in meme form
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Woah me too. This is the first I’ve heard of his death. Yesterday I swear I saw a news article something about he was in Hawaii and was rushed to the hospital for some reason.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Yeah
Wait…
Oh :(
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
That nazi can rest in piss
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 21 hours ago
At least now he’s one of the good ones
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Nazi?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Norris and his wife, Gena, appeared in a 2012 political ad warning that if President Barack Obama was reelected, it would lead the country down a path of “1,000 years of darkness”.
Endorsement of Roy Moore: In 2017, Norris endorsed Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race, standing by him despite serious allegations of sexual misconduct against Moore.
Support for Ted Cruz and Conspiracy Fears: In 2015, Norris expressed fear that the federal government was planning a takeover of Texas, calling on officials to investigate the “Jade Helm 15” military exercise.
Opposition to Evolution: Norris has openly spoken against the teaching of evolution, arguing for the teaching of creationism in schools.
Political Shift: Norris stated in 2014 that he was once a Democrat but switched to the Republican Party because he believed the Democratic Party had moved too far to the left.
Norris has continued to voice his political opinions through a regular column for WorldNetDaily, a right-wing media website.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 hours ago
Just send this meme to my group of friends chat and just now they discovered that he was a piece of shit.
Ignis@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Akasazh@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
I mean all had been said about Norris, but I kinda would like for his remains to be taxidermied by Chuck Testa
username_1@programming.dev 22 hours ago
The only power that could have saved us from this is the Chuck Norris himself. But he’s dead.
SterileSullage@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Yeah, of course this is how I find out.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org 20 hours ago
Same
bstix@feddit.dk 18 hours ago
It’s strange how celebrities always die when I’m on the toilet.
Here’s one for you Turd Norris.
Krudler@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Chuck Norris is an asshole
Akasazh@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
was
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
A true shitpost?
Chuck Norris’ brand of toilet paper failed.
It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
dsilverz@calckey.world 21 hours ago
@shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works @lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Quotting my own microblogging post from minutes ago when I learned about the death:Year's 2026. Chuck Norris, yes, that Chuck Norris, just died. Chuck Norris, the Chuck Norris, died, could you imagine it? Yeah, welcome to 2026. It's still March... Miss 2020 already? You should!
Person was a fash, but to me art isn't the artist, so when it comes to the fictional , "invincible" character, it's quite a symbolical death... Are y'all ready for the remaining of 2026? It sure gonna be M.A.D. (not just "mad")!ClownStatue@piefed.social 19 hours ago
CptInsane0@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
One of the seals holding the old reality together while the new one develops, Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White have all departed the coil. Once Harvey Keitel decides his time is up the world will complete its metamorphosis into a a brave new utopia
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 hours ago
Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White
Whoa, one of them is not like the others.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Are you talking about the gorilla, the asshole fuck ass conservative, or Betty White?
Norris sucked as person a lot as an asshole Texas macho conservative, and at the same time Bowie and Prince are almost guaranteed to have done sex crimes in some capacity.
His shittiness doesn’t change the fact that he was part of the prophecy!
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
cmbabul@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
He was the herald to mark the beginning but not one of the seals
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Well, the churn has started…
mouse@piefed.world 19 hours ago
chuck norris sucks. bye bitch.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 hours ago
Oh noo, it was bad enough the first time around.
The silly jokes spread to boomers & just wouldn’t die, unlike Norris.dumbass@piefed.social 21 hours ago
Chuck Norris bout to roundhouse kick god for fucking it all up.
merc@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
If Jesus was truly the son of god / some aspect of a god and hell exists, that’s where Chuck Norris is.
mech@feddit.org 19 hours ago
I just tried to google Chuck Norris but my phone autocorrected to Chuck Biceps.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 minutes ago
It’s been a tough week for us all.
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