Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Dibbs

⁨662⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/e9bd6cf6-deea-4509-958a-8b9d054ea7b5.webp

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    oh I got tbe joke, nobody want to be an Iron

    source
    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip

      source
      • who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And slide

        source
  • Getallen@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is there a dong cage?

    source
    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      because it’s 4pm honey…

      source
      • Getallen@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Its strapon time

        source
    • PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because it’s locktober. Lock your sissies up!

      source
  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it

    source
    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Poor lil fella

      source
    • lars@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m down to read your fanfic

      source
  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everyone knows the race car is the best.

    source
    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Screw that, gimme the battleship

      source
    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I beg to differ… It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win

      source
      • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Because of the strap?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • gutternonsense@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      THIMBLE FOR LIFE

      source
  • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    …the penis?

    source
    • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hmmm… If only it were a penis…

      source
  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?

    source
    • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know

      source
      • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock

        source
      • PutangInaMo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maybe not size but shape?

        source
  • sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep…

    source
    • PutangInaMo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No no, that’s a good thing. Congrats.

      source
  • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.

    source
    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.

      I fully support the dog-hat swap!

      source
  • atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wanna play with the dick cage.

    source
  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.

    Number 2

    source
  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck you. I’m always the dog.

    source
    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.

      source
    • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Car 4 lyfe

      source
    • spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      True either dog or fingerhead

      source
      • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve never heard someone call a thimble that.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • moipe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles st the same time.

    source
    • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It's supposed to be a thimble.

      source
    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t think bird cages are designed for protection.

      source
  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s not a…why?

    source
  • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.

    source
  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m very sad Parker Brothers’ replaced the horse-and-rider with the chastity cage.

    source
  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wheelbarrow boys checking in

    source
    • Godort@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot

      source
  • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Holup y do are there 2 thimbles???

    source
    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They protect 2 different appendages silly

      source
      • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        2 different fingers

        source
  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Top Hat.

    source
    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Its soo far from being a sex aid it’s actually a sex hinderince

      source
      • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        … And that’s why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.

        source
  • topinambour_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.

    source
    • Nepenthe@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pic broke for me, I'm not sure if joke or photo of horse, which was the only correct piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.

      source
  • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I'll take the...WTF!?

    source
    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

      source
      • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yup. Wait, are you doing a !(spit take)[https://d2eehagpk5cl65.cloudfront.net/img/c800x450-w800-q80/uploads/2015/09/14416370803678.jpg]...on my spit take!?

        source
  • pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Top hat and bottom hat

    source
  • who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board

    source
  • dirtbiker509@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda of course! If you haven’t seen the new Costco edition you’re missing out!

    source
  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i like to be shoe or dog, depending on my mood

    source