Chomp!

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• pntha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re mostly right. They’re trendy with an app. Although their overpriced cookies aren’t great, they are fresh and therefore better than any you’d likely find on the internet.

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• jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Somebody forgot to brush teeth and got creative.

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why would anyone want to smell like this?!?!

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it’s not overly strong.

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, but that’s cool and niche. Suave making people smell like the Cinnabon at the airport gives me the ick.

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?

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• Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them…

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• UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  From what I learned on tv, they can use the shape of dentures to find the culprits.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahh that’s why deodorant was locked up the last time I was at Walgreens

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY???
  Gross!

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    do you want to smell like a sticky 5 year old? do we have the deodorant for you!

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Available exclusively at the Little Saint James Island gift shop.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why are people eating deordorant?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I beyltbthey walk around like their shit don’t stink.

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• pero@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, did it taste like cake?

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe they were trying to fart confetti?

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!

  Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!

  People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!

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