Thermal Exhaust Port
94.3° F
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
errer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s because it only shows its but after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving.
Dojan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
This is what science is for.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“How did we ever survive without this?”
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Butt thermometers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“i got you a thermal camera”
cool
“what have you checked with it”
oh you know things
“what kind of things?”
you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
… either he’s gonna be that flexible, or he’s going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of ‘can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart.’
… my money is on ‘not really’.
yucandu@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think Tool wrote a song about that.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
4°
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reverse dragon
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think the cat is in heat.
How do you know?
I know.
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I’d immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.
greenbit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I got a brand new one for a hundo
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That some hot ass pussy
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
*hot pussy ass
Phegan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cats have a higher thermal neutral than humans. So if you are comfortable, your cat is likely a little cold. Make sure they have a warm place to lay, heating pad, sunny spot, under some blankets.
lucg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They have fur…
Our cat doesn’t come to rooms that are warmer until the one she’s in is about 16°C, so I think they only get chilly at or below that temperature. She’s short haired but the winter coat still looks comfy warm to me, like I’m also fine in bed once my blanket is warmed up
Phegan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5059607/
You could have googled it instead of just responding with anecdotal evidence and assumptions.
This is the problem with the Internet, no one actually looks for science, they just assume whatever they already think and observe is correct.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I will not be singing that out loud, even if it doee remind me of beep beep I’m a sheep.
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
94.3 plays all the hits!
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Des@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
i just have a sensor with the red dot laser and you can guess what happens when i use that thing near my cats
foggianism@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You could heat your fingers with only 10 cats!
Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee 3 weeks ago
94.3 F is 34.6 °C. The body temperature is 36 to 37 °C. Therefore, the thermal camera shows the temperature a little bit wrong. It’s unlikely that the butt would be much colder than 36 °C.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
34.61 °C or 307.76 K
Dojan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
That’s a cold butthole.
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.