94.3° F

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That some hot ass pussy

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  • Bubs12@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    *hot pussy ass

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  34.61 °C or 307.76 K

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a cold butthole.

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    • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!

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    • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Celsius?

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    34.61

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s because it only shows its but after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thermal Exhaust Port

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• Dojan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is what science is for.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.

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• 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  4°

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “How did we ever survive without this?”

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Butt thermometers

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “i got you a thermal camera”

  cool

  “what have you checked with it”

  oh you know things

  “what kind of things?”

  you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?

  “…no reason”

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  • other_cat@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hell yeah Tom Cardy

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      … either he’s gonna be that flexible, or he’s going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of ‘can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart.’

      … my money is on ‘not really’.

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• greenbit@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I got a brand new one for a hundo

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.

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    • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So its rich people shit

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cats have a higher thermal neutral than humans. So if you are comfortable, your cat is likely a little cold. Make sure they have a warm place to lay, heating pad, sunny spot, under some blankets.

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• yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think Tool wrote a song about that.

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  • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    4°

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reverse dragon

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.

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• foggianism@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think the cat is in heat.

  How do you know?

  I know.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.

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• Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  94.3 plays all the hits!

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• horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s hot.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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• Des@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i just have a sensor with the red dot laser and you can guess what happens when i use that thing near my cats

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.

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  • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You could heat your fingers with only 10 cats!

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• Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  94.3 F is 34.6 °C. The body temperature is 36 to 37 °C. Therefore, the thermal camera shows the temperature a little bit wrong. It’s unlikely that the butt would be much colder than 36 °C.

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