Thermal Exhaust Port
94.3° F
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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snoons@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
errer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s because it only shows its but after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I’m incapable of moving.
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
This is what science is for.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“How did we ever survive without this?”
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Butt thermometers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“i got you a thermal camera”
cool
“what have you checked with it”
oh you know things
“what kind of things?”
you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
… either he’s gonna be that flexible, or he’s going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of ‘can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart.’
… my money is on ‘not really’.
yucandu@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think Tool wrote a song about that.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
4°
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Reverse dragon
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 months ago
Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think the cat is in heat.
How do you know?
I know.
mech@feddit.org 10 months ago
I’d immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.
greenbit@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I got a brand new one for a hundo
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That some hot ass pussy
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
*hot pussy ass
Phegan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cats have a higher thermal neutral than humans. So if you are comfortable, your cat is likely a little cold. Make sure they have a warm place to lay, heating pad, sunny spot, under some blankets.
lucg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They have fur…
Our cat doesn’t come to rooms that are warmer until the one she’s in is about 16°C, so I think they only get chilly at or below that temperature. She’s short haired but the winter coat still looks comfy warm to me, like I’m also fine in bed once my blanket is warmed up
Phegan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5059607/
You could have googled it instead of just responding with anecdotal evidence and assumptions.
This is the problem with the Internet, no one actually looks for science, they just assume whatever they already think and observe is correct.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I will not be singing that out loud, even if it doee remind me of beep beep I’m a sheep.
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 months ago
94.3 plays all the hits!
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That’s weird.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 months ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Des@hexbear.net 10 months ago
i just have a sensor with the red dot laser and you can guess what happens when i use that thing near my cats
foggianism@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
0x0@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
You could heat your fingers with only 10 cats!
Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee 10 months ago
94.3 F is 34.6 °C. The body temperature is 36 to 37 °C. Therefore, the thermal camera shows the temperature a little bit wrong. It’s unlikely that the butt would be much colder than 36 °C.
0x0@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
34.61 °C or 307.76 K
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
That’s a cold butthole.
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.