I bet he named the Daddy Long Legs too.
Good point
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tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Okay, we need a name for this one, too.”
“Bushtit.”
[Sigh] “Fine. And this one?”
[Snickering] “Blue footed booby.”
“Ugh, but why?.”
“It’s got blue feet.”
“Whatever. How about this one?”
“Titmouse.”
“I think I’m starting to see a pattern here. Is everything okay at home?”
[Bursts into tears] “No! Not since this one.” [Hands other person a photo] “I call that one ‘horrible shrew that ruined my life!’” [Sobbing]
[Other person holding the photo of the ex-partner]
Signtist@bookwyr.me 3 weeks ago
He originally wanted to call it the Spermy Long Legs.
hopesdead@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Sadly I have a video for this topic.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He went on to name a bunch of birds afterwards, like boobies and tits
FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Unfortunately not before he did the bear and the peacock.
Or rather before he named the bear and the peacock. Need to be careful with words when that guy's involved.
hopesdead@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
I knew from the cropped thumbnail it was Ryan George.
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
I can’t see the thumbnail, but I could already hear the Ryan George character in my head just from reading the image text, so when I saw a youtube link I assumed it had to be one of those skits.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Just gonna leave this here…
As I sat there at my ease, cross-legged on the deck; after the bitter exertion at the windlass; under a blue tranquil sky; the ship under indolent sail, and gliding so serenely along; as I bathed my hands among those soft, gentle globules of infiltrated tissues, wove almost within the hour; as they richly broke to my fingers, and discharged all their opulence, like fully ripe grapes their wine; as. I snuffed up that uncontaminated aroma,- literally and truly, like the smell of spring violets; I declare to you, that for the time I lived as in a musky meadow; I forgot all about our horrible oath; in that inexpressible sperm, I washed my hands and my heart of it; I almost began to credit the old Paracelsan superstition that sperm is of rare virtue in allaying the heat of anger; while bathing in that bath, I felt divinely free from all ill-will, or petulance, or malice, of any sort whatsoever.
Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever! For now, since by many prolonged, repeated experiences, I have perceived that in all cases man must eventually lower, or at least shift, his conceit of attainable felicity; not placing it anywhere in the intellect or the fancy; but in the wife, the heart, the bed, the table, the saddle, the fire-side; the country; now that I have perceived all this, I am ready to squeeze case eternally. In thoughts of the visions of the night, I saw long rows of angels in paradise, each with his hands in a jar of spermaceti.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
What a magnificent example of the kind of straight male bonding you just don’t see anymore
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I’ve now understood why our english teacher skipped over this one at school
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cockroach has something to say here
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
And the breastmouse bird has joined the chat.
zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And pussywillow.
kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
cockpit enters the room
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Room enters room. The The Room room.
(A room for watching The Room and occasionally saying hi to Mark)
muhyb@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
We live in a simulation.
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
it’s called “kaskelothval” in danish
kastelot supposedly means “oil-filled head”
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Spanish it’s called “cacholote”. I wonder if it’s related because it’s such an odd word since other whales are called “ballenas”.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It comes from Portuguese, it seems, meaning “big head” en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cachalot
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
before the whale, they named a bunch of birds for foreplay
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Why is it called that? Did the first one they ever see ejaculate at that moment or something?
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wikipedia sez
The name “sperm whale” is a clipping of “spermaceti whale”. Spermaceti, originally mistakenly identified as the whales’ semen, is the semi-liquid, waxy substance found within the whale’s head.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Spermaceti sounds like a pasta dish.
chirayu_alias@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
And I bet that guy regrets nothing
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You can’t just talk shit about Gerald Sperm like that, he gave his life for research 😭
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I’m interested of the reason to call an prehistoric elephant Tit tooth (Mastodon)
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
the dongfish
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
He changed the departments and started deciding on packaging.
janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
It’s short for spermaceti whale.
Spermaceti is the name of the oil they produce for buoyancy/echolocation. Why is it called that? Because it was originally thought to be whale semen. Yes, really.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Cum is stored in the head
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Only during transit.
galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pee is stored in the balls so no room there
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Only until you swallow
pootzapie@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Actual lol, tysm and happy holidays
SillyDude@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I wonder if they were either disappointed or relieved when they found out it wasn’t cum.
skeezix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
spermaceti was named after the italian pasta shape; a folder durham wheat shell with a tail.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Since it translates to “sperm head” I think it’s the other way around