I need this before Mariah Carey completely defrosts and destroys my ears
Law
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
tamal3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This needs a trigger trigger warning 😂
5765313496@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you. I was waiting for someone to post this on Lemmy. Now I can justify sending it to my friends.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m so glad I am in a position to not have to fucking hear Christmas music, some of the old ones are fine but dear fuck do stores and radio love playing the same 4 fucking songs. Also God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen is right good depending on version.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Same 4 some, performed by a dozen different singers. It drives me insane.
Also, I personally hate when a singer decides they’re gonna perform their version of a song. I had an old music teacher that once said, " if you’re going to cover an famous song, it needs to be better than the original." So for someone to say they’re gonna cover Elvis’ Blue Christmas, or Earl Ravencroft’s performance of the Grinch song, are basically saying they’re better than Elvis or Earl Ravencroft. With how low effort these covers are, that is definitely not the case and I feel like they insult our intelligence by shitting on all these classic songs.
InputZero@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I hear ‘So This is Christmas’ by John Lennon one more time I’m going to lose it. It sounds so bad coming out of a PA speaker.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need …
Cargon@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I would let green Shakira do terrible things to me.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
same
chellomere@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This time for Africa!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
That statue’s hip lie, Shakira’s hip don’t, and we all love an honest hip.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Can’t tell whether this is satire or not, but it’s kinda funny either way.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 months ago
With an image of the Stature of Shakira Law, I really doubt they’re being genuine
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The expression may not be genuine but the hips don’t lie.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Francesca is a comedian and left-leaning political activist. Definitely a joke.
She also wrote “The Leopards Ate My Face” song. Was also one of the targets of the early anti-sjw shit that spawned gamergate on YouTube with her DeCoded show for MTV
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We don’t need no goddamned shar-ee-uh-law! We need good Christian law!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 months ago
Hey there’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ ‘Death To American President’.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 10 months ago
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Shakira law! Far too funny first thing in the morning for me. I will be desperately waiting for an opportunity to use that in work today.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Drop the meme in a company wide email
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Contrary to popular belief, it appears hips actually do lie. This changes everything.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 10 months ago
No fightin’…
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Ok, what are the top three Shakira laws?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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be fine
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fight fascists
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shake ass while being fine
Thats pretty much it
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tamal3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
- Hips don’t lie.
devolution@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m down for fapping at the Statue of Columbia hottie.
tamal3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FYI the country is spelled Colombia… which I’m only writing because I think we should also change DC to the District of Colombia in honor of our new Lady Liberty.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is that when you don’t pay your taxes?
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What the fuck kind of name is Chescaleigh? Sounds like how someone with a speech issue might answer when asked what kind of cough syrup they need…
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You want !tragedeigh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
But it’s awfully quiet
Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I’d say it would be an upgrade in that case.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bullshit, bitch. Lay off your damned narcotics and see reality before shooting of your mouth
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
🎼Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le🎶
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 10 months ago
As a hispanic person i find your post offensive. The problem is that when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad… So be wise… and keep on… reading the sign of my body.
InputZero@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak spanish.
dan1101@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sombrero, Robert Deniro…aw I wonder how you say dance in Spanish?
Klear@quokk.au 10 months ago
As a hipspanic person I find this totally fine.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 10 months ago
You’re not reading the signs of my body.