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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a hispanic person i find your post offensive. The problem is that when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad… So be wise… and keep on… reading the sign of my body.

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  • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This time for Africa!

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  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need this before Mariah Carey completely defrosts and destroys my ears

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m so glad I am in a position to not have to fucking hear Christmas music, some of the old ones are fine but dear fuck do stores and radio love playing the same 4 fucking songs. Also God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen is right good depending on version.

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    • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need …

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ooh time to post that Zalinki animation again

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      GET THE GUN CARTER. GET THE GODDAMN GUN

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t tell whether this is satire or not, but it’s kinda funny either way.

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  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shakira law! Far too funny first thing in the morning for me. I will be desperately waiting for an opportunity to use that in work today.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That statue’s hip lie, Shakira’s hip don’t, and we all love an honest hip.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We don’t need no goddamned shar-ee-uh-law! We need good Christian law!

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey there’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ ‘Death To American President’.

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here. When do we get our grades?

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Contrary to popular belief, it appears hips actually do lie. This changes everything.

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No fightin’…

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the fuck kind of name is Chescaleigh? Sounds like how someone with a speech issue might answer when asked what kind of cough syrup they need…

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You want !tragedeigh@lemmy.blahaj.zone

      But it’s awfully quiet

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