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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a hispanic person i find your post offensive. The problem is that when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad… So be wise… and keep on… reading the sign of my body.

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak spanish.

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      • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sombrero, Robert Deniro…aw I wonder how you say dance in Spanish?

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a hipspanic person I find this totally fine.

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      • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re not reading the signs of my body.

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  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I need this before Mariah Carey completely defrosts and destroys my ears

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ooh time to post that Zalinki animation again

      Image

      GET THE GUN CARTER. GET THE GODDAMN GUN

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      • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This needs a trigger trigger warning 😂

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      • 5765313496@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thank you. I was waiting for someone to post this on Lemmy. Now I can justify sending it to my friends.

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m so glad I am in a position to not have to fucking hear Christmas music, some of the old ones are fine but dear fuck do stores and radio love playing the same 4 fucking songs. Also God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen is right good depending on version.

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      • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same 4 some, performed by a dozen different singers. It drives me insane.

        Also, I personally hate when a singer decides they’re gonna perform their version of a song. I had an old music teacher that once said, " if you’re going to cover an famous song, it needs to be better than the original." So for someone to say they’re gonna cover Elvis’ Blue Christmas, or Earl Ravencroft’s performance of the Grinch song, are basically saying they’re better than Elvis or Earl Ravencroft. With how low effort these covers are, that is definitely not the case and I feel like they insult our intelligence by shitting on all these classic songs.

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      • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If I hear ‘So This is Christmas’ by John Lennon one more time I’m going to lose it. It sounds so bad coming out of a PA speaker.

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    • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need …

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  • Cargon@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would let green Shakira do terrible things to me.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse

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    • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      same

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  • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This time for Africa!

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That statue’s hip lie, Shakira’s hip don’t, and we all love an honest hip.

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t tell whether this is satire or not, but it’s kinda funny either way.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With an image of the Stature of Shakira Law, I really doubt they’re being genuine

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      • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The expression may not be genuine but the hips don’t lie.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Francesca is a comedian and left-leaning political activist. Definitely a joke.

      She also wrote “The Leopards Ate My Face” song. Was also one of the targets of the early anti-sjw shit that spawned gamergate on YouTube with her DeCoded show for MTV

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled hips yearning to swing freely

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We don’t need no goddamned shar-ee-uh-law! We need good Christian law!

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey there’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ ‘Death To American President’.

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Here. When do we get our grades?

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  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shakira law! Far too funny first thing in the morning for me. I will be desperately waiting for an opportunity to use that in work today.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Drop the meme in a company wide email

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Contrary to popular belief, it appears hips actually do lie. This changes everything.

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No fightin’…

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  • jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok, what are the top three Shakira laws?

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
      1. be fine

      2. fight fascists

      3. shake ass while being fine

      Thats pretty much it

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
      1. Hips don’t lie.
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  • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m down for fapping at the Statue of Columbia hottie.

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      FYI the country is spelled Colombia… which I’m only writing because I think we should also change DC to the District of Colombia in honor of our new Lady Liberty.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that when you don’t pay your taxes?

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck kind of name is Chescaleigh? Sounds like how someone with a speech issue might answer when asked what kind of cough syrup they need…

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You want !tragedeigh@lemmy.blahaj.zone

      But it’s awfully quiet

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  • Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d say it would be an upgrade in that case.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bullshit, bitch. Lay off your damned narcotics and see reality before shooting of your mouth

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  • rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🎼Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le🎶

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