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Time is of the essence!

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s cocaine pigeon. It doesn’t have any thumbs, it’s asking you to roll up the bill.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s my 20!

    Little fuckass wingrat took my 20, took his picture with it and calls himself TeH mOneY PiDGiN and acts all benign and shit.

    Fucker bought meth with it. Asshat.

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Was your 20. Now it belongs to the Rew Rew Crew!

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  • kurwa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s been 6,7 seconds and I can confirm it works

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    did someone order a stripper named rich because i upvoted and they ended up at my place by mistake

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  • wavebeam@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    pigeon holding american money, but used a comma instead of a decimal for the seconds in the text so it’s not an american meme. what do

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Mr worldwide

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  • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Upon failing to become fabulously wealthy, I can only assume this one of those “the riches are the friends we gained along the way” things.

    Damn it to hell. I don’t need friends. I need dolla, dolla bills y’all.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How have you managed to lose it already

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  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck it, in this economy I’ll try anything.

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fuck, I should have clicked. I SHOULD HAVE CLICKED!

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit, my blood is mostly butter now

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I downvoted so what's going to happen to me now?

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    • Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Watch out, he is coming for your money

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Joke's on him I'm broke as fuck.

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good. The money for us gotta go from somewhere, ain’t it?

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We are going to eat this guy first.

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  • Juice@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mfw it took me 20 seconds to read the whole meme

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit, 4,6 seconds. I really needed that money, too.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    New avian virus strain … and all it costs is $20

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  • carrylex@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s the currency? Zimbabwean dollar?

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  • winkly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You should make that 6-7 seconds 😄

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He protec

    He atac

    But mostly he make stacs.

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  • jared@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a trap!

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  • Benign@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that 3.5 seconds from seeing the image, or from you have read the text? 🙃

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Come on bro it’s just a pigeon, obviously it’s only tracking when you download the image.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ergh dirty sky rat, Rock Dove my arse get outta here

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