Who wants a merkin?

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Am I eating the onion??

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I couldn’t believe it myself, but it’s real. people.com/kim-kardashian-debuts-skims-bush-under…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to !nottheonion@lemmy.world 😁

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Send one to Trump for his nussy.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?

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• callmemagnus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  • nice beaver you’ve got there.
  • thanks, I just got it stuffed.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grow your bush like a real woman and put the 1970s Playboy Playmates to shame.

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• FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.

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• tym@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy

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  • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Uer a merkin, Harry

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And now she wants it back…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It’s certainly not limited to head hair.

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• BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it’s better than crystal dildos.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Less likely to cause injury at least

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They need to make bikini tops that look like tits

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Old news my man. My girlfriend saw an ad on fb/ig 2 days ago and it’s already sold out completely.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m now selling armpit hair patches and unibrow stickers.

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But how big was their supply to start with?

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    youtube.com/shorts/EufhP2UOhmw

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  'Merican Merkin

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• DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Brenda’s beaver needs a barber.

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