Forbidden knowledge

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• Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  📖 🦀

  F O R B I D D E N

  K N O W L E D G E

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Fellow crabs, join claws!”

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  • obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten.

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.

    (Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)

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• ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Of all the times I’ve seen this meme, this is the first time I’ve noticed the child’s name. Strairdrac The Netherwatcher. Sounds like a decent fellow.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The entire thing has always seemed fake sadly, however, I’d totally do that with my child if I felt the need to put parental controls on their devices. For now, though, it’s not even an issue (too young for any smart devices) and idk, I grew up without parental controls and I’m fine - I’d say everyone needs to play Runescape and get scammed of their most valuable belongings, it makes skepticism come more naturally.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My kids are old enough to start using computers and smart devices but young enough that the best thing we can do is limit them to certain sites, so basically they only poke around on pbskids.org and play games or watch shows there. I’m not sure what I’ll do when they start learning to explore more, but we definitely keep a loose eye on what they’re up to whenever they’re on any kind of computer no matter what.

      Only parental controls we use currently is there’s an old phone that the kids sometimes use which I locked down with Google Parental Controls to block most apps, downloaded some kids games (play pass is super good for kids games and can be shared amongst family members so $20/yr for all family members to have access to a ton of paid apps) and time limit them so they can’t spend too much time when we aren’t looking on the phone

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We still using kaspersky?

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  • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This meme has been floating around for at least a decade at this point

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah!

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Carcinisation is the perfect form. Eventually they will take over the universe.

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In HG Wells The Time Machine, the main character travels all the way to the very end of the world and the last creatures on the planet were some gigantic crabs before he travels forwards and finds a completely bare world

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🦀CONSUME🦀

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• FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s the only way to stop the crab computer AI hive entity from destroying all life.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They feared the carcinisation of human race if crab gain the knowledge to read.

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  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Crab men, half crab half man

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All crabby

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    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Outside man, inside crab meat

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Using ancient forbidden knowledge to summon Lovecraftian horrors way impede your childs development.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah, the joys of artificial “intelligence”! Time to spend a few times the federal budget on it!

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  • FishFace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wut

    This is a joke, not ai

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With today’s shitty AI-infused tools, this could easily be a real message from a real tool.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, you just never saw the meme before. It’s an old one.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah, the forbidden knowledge.

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  good thing the crabs cant read this meme

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  • Sv443@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They will soon

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