Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.
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Submitted 10 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
NSFW: streamable.com/nosu99
Can videos be embedded?
ImageKorne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
holy shit?!
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I am now cursed with the knowledge that this is possible. TIHI
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it’s a wild fucking year so I shouldn’t be surprised
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS?!?!??
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve kidney stones.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
OK, having intense scrotum pain. Instructions unclear. How do I pee the WD40 out?
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Notice everyone, this isn’t for any taps/faucets you might want to drink from.
We do not recommend this technique for RO or filtered water faucets as it could contaminate your drinking water.
So idk who it’s even for lol
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
just clicks I assume
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I always wondered what’s the point of these ads. Is it to segment gullible people?
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
They’re excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I’d like to see this answered.
TomMasz@piefed.social 10 months ago
We’ve come a long way from the era of the " one weird trick”, haven’t we?
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Most of us are used to no ads from the adblocker. These are still plentiful.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
last week my professor tried to show us a YouTube video of psychology and got an unskippable 15 sec ad of a (borderline) hentai game 😭
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Here you go
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve mineral buildup.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
The article doesn’t say it dissolves mineral buildup. It penetrates the buildup to separate it from the surface it’s stuck to.
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yep. Plumbing guy at Lowe’s gave me much the same tip to break up a clogged valve thing, forget what it’s called.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 10 months ago
Makes the water go faster, duh.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Guys always say my water smells great but I’ll never tell my secret ☺️
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
It displaces water though so isn’t there a risk you could move the source?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Why?
Fucking why?!
What’s gonna come out of the faucet at night while I’m alone if I don’t?! 😱
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The WD is Water Dispersant. Maybe someone’s under the impression water can “clump up” overnight.
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Water does clump up overnight in some places, but you’d need to set the WD-40 on fire for it to make a difference.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It can if it’s cold enough.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
It’s more what’s going to have a hard time coming out of the faucet and that the wd40 will help it come out.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Slop machine said that construction means clicks.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You should be asking who
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 10 months ago
Nothing. That’s why you need to lubricate them.
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 10 months ago
Nothing–that’s why you need to lubricate.