Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
NSFW: streamable.com/nosu99
Can videos be embedded?
ImageKorne127@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
holy shit?!
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I am now cursed with the knowledge that this is possible. TIHI
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it’s a wild fucking year so I shouldn’t be surprised
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS?!?!??
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve kidney stones.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
OK, having intense scrotum pain. Instructions unclear. How do I pee the WD40 out?
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Notice everyone, this isn’t for any taps/faucets you might want to drink from.
We do not recommend this technique for RO or filtered water faucets as it could contaminate your drinking water.
So idk who it’s even for lol
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
just clicks I assume
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I always wondered what’s the point of these ads. Is it to segment gullible people?
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
They’re excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I’d like to see this answered.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
We’ve come a long way from the era of the " one weird trick”, haven’t we?
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Most of us are used to no ads from the adblocker. These are still plentiful.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
last week my professor tried to show us a YouTube video of psychology and got an unskippable 15 sec ad of a (borderline) hentai game 😭
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Here you go
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve mineral buildup.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The article doesn’t say it dissolves mineral buildup. It penetrates the buildup to separate it from the surface it’s stuck to.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yep. Plumbing guy at Lowe’s gave me much the same tip to break up a clogged valve thing, forget what it’s called.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Makes the water go faster, duh.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Guys always say my water smells great but I’ll never tell my secret ☺️
sirico@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It displaces water though so isn’t there a risk you could move the source?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Why?
Fucking why?!
What’s gonna come out of the faucet at night while I’m alone if I don’t?! 😱
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The WD is Water Dispersant. Maybe someone’s under the impression water can “clump up” overnight.
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Water does clump up overnight in some places, but you’d need to set the WD-40 on fire for it to make a difference.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It can if it’s cold enough.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
It’s more what’s going to have a hard time coming out of the faucet and that the wd40 will help it come out.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Slop machine said that construction means clicks.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You should be asking who
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Nothing. That’s why you need to lubricate them.
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Nothing–that’s why you need to lubricate.