Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?

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• clockworkrat@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A to-fued

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• Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They oughta chard things out

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she’ll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh

    (hello high school)

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t trust you

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than ‘beef’ anyway, in the context of an argument.

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m going to beet you up.

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    • ook@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can’t believe it’s not beef

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• RegularJoe@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A man with a sign that reads, “Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?”

  Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    argue mint

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Queef ?

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you put “p” at the front like in pleather.

  pbeef (peef)

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  • quantumcrop@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a “You won’t believe it’s not beef”

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• plm00@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s called “beyond beef”.

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not if you squash it.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Veef

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• lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably a ‘grouse.’ That way the bird lives.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I add this?

  Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was… I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don’t taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.

    Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve had a couple of Burger King’s ‘Impossible’ burgers. They’re not terrible. I’ve had actual beef burgers that were worse.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I’ve been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They’re just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan’s taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub’s unwashed ass.

    It’s so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They’re very good, all on their own!

    The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It’s like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.

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    • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Try soaked shredded wheat as a mince meat replacement in Chili con Carne. It’s seriously good.

      Or falafel burgers with fried egg. That stuff is amazing.

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  • Robin@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Huh really? I think they’re alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn

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  • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam “meat” they try to pass off.

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  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain’t it.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey man! I have a tofu with you!

  Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though”

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• EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fat-hen: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenopodium_album

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