Party like it’s 1999!
Yes, this is what people did back then
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Use my current knowledge of memory-safe system languages to invent D before Walter Bright, but without the garbage collection.
askat@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Go back to sleep
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Hang out with my grandparents, ask them everything. I miss them.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Usually young people are not interested in learning about the past from the old…until of course the old die and their knowledge is gone for ever
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Take a big shit since I can’t shitpost
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, your mom was around back then…
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I’ll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com
Make them all federated sites right out of the gate
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Masturbate, back to sleep.
ErrorCode@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the correct answer.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I don’t need to travel back in time to do that.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
jerk it
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Agreed. That’s always a fall back to fill some time
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.
Same as now really
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Find a job doing almost anything and being able to afford all of this is the best time traveling gift.
Also get a little house on that salary, oh if only.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As if. I went into crazy debt. I’m still paying for it. But yeah. Boo hoo
pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
None of you said, “prevent 9/11.” For shame.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
As a non american, this would have never crossed my mind
pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, I feel like that one has some cascading effects that really fucked things up for pretty much everyone on the planet, so if you ever find yourself hurled back in time, you might consider it.
JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Well now I’ll be thinking all day on the thought experiment of how one could actually prevent it, assuming they’re only a US citizen.
I guess you could send in an anonymous bomb threat on the morning for both towers, but that still wouldn’t prevent the tragedy of all those onboard.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
We know where they went to flight school. Intercept and eliminate those hijackers. You will go to jail for murder, but you will change the course of history.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Assuming I’m the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅
Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.
rbos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Do you run a BBS?
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I run a couple of services. A blog for my partner, a media server (farfetched but certainly possible in 1995), as well as a matrix server.
I’m certain I’d be doing similar things in 1995. Based on my personality there’s no way I wouldn’t have gotten into that type of computing.
dukatos@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ask that blonde for a date…
Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.
yannic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Also, tell my younger self not to buy the lifetime subscription to the local BBS because this Internet thing is going to get faster and less buggy.
showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
The first question is what kind of time am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.
stoly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have thought about this over the years. If I am in a loop, it’s “which PhD am I doing this lifetime?” or “so I guess I am going to be the world’s best cabinetmaker this round.”
Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Calling friends and talk to them for hours.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Noo I’m using the dialup!
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.
jonesey71@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Now that is a parlay.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also, wireless internet connected devices existed, though the wifi standard was still two years off and they definitely weren’t widely used.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Turn on my computer and play some Command and Conquer or if it’s weekday, get up and prep for school.
bizzle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have you played Tempest Rising yet? It’s good 👍
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
not yet, no budget remaining :D
Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pack the bowl and fire it up.
notarobot@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I’m from the future shouldn’t be that hard.
That’s 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back
jpablo68@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
1995? I’d play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES
Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Play video games.
kinther@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS
vane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Register google dot com
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They would just pick another dumb name, like Stample or Croakle and we’d be stuck Croaking things
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not even buying Apple will net you any short term money.
Better to bet on the superbowl (or whatever sports knowledge you possess).
vane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not about money, it’s about altering reality.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn’t know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Pee lol
TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Jork it
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
With… Magazines? Shudder
jj4211@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Specifically, the magazines in the back of your older cousins closet they think they hid.
But you can get fancy, you visit your cousin overnight, who doesn’t have a spare bedroom so you just have to sleep on his couch in front of the TV that has just all of the channels on satellite… Especially those channels
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you’d be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
jj4211@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, spend 30 minutes to download an image and print it out on your dot matrix printer to hide for use when you can’t access the computer.
aeroplayne@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I’m just arguing here - but dot matrix was mostly irrelevant at that point. Inkjet, bubblejet, and laser jet existed.
cmeu@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Log on to BBS, play LORD and post to forums with local users, maybe chat a bit. Fire up sirdoom, waste a few bozos with a BFG. Drive to my buddies house maybe smoke some weed…