Has no soul
Submitted 2 months ago by _carmin@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Dude! I just picked a new avatar 2 hours ago from that screen! And now you post it here.
The chance for that was so incredibly low!
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Was it Guybrush, or one of the other pirates?
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I checked back with this comment, and it’s changed for me now. He’s in a slightly different position than in the image I linked.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 months ago
damn! two monkey island references in the wild in two days!
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
A … a Deepwater what now?
The other two are at least parseable as … actually describing an actually existing kind of person, albeit using … less than appropriate terminology.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rare+deep…
Oh. Ohhhkay then.
Thanks 4chan, that’s enough internet for me for now, jfc.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
For context, this paragraph is lifted from SomethingAwful’s Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional advertisements put out by two fictional fur trappers, who are competing in business.
While one of the trappers, PB Fouke, tries to sell his business on dedication, JF Swanton sells his furs on the promise that he is so cruel of course he’s going to have the best furs.
Doesn’t make it less offensive, but the point being that it was written in character as a fur trapper from the 1800s who regarded himself as much more cruel than all else.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Holy shit theres some fucking hilarious shit in there!
Two days prior to this day, and with absolute faith in the infinite possibilities of science, I climbed the highest peak of the Ozarks in search of the aerie of a North American condor. Having located a particularly fearsome specimen, I engaged the patriotic beast in hand-to-hand combat atop its mountain fastness. I dispatched its mewling young with contemptible ease, but the enraged matron of the flock scored several brutal pecks to my hands and arms. Weakened by these expert exsanguinations, I grabbed the bird around its feathered neck and throttled it.
This dwarf specimen is only one tenth the girth of the creature I faced.During what I assumed to be the creature’s last moments of life I was overcome with a natural and complete love of country. I could see bombs bursting red in the sky and singed flags flapping beneath a gently tooting bugle. In my patriotic fugue I unwittingly lessened my grip on the condor’s gizzard, allowing it to slip free my grasp and begin anew its attack on my face. My love for the Union was so powerful that I became blinded by the tears streaming from my eyes.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Wonderful.
It’s from SomethingAwful, an even older and possibly an even more wretched hive of scum and villainy than 4chan.
This is just more netlore at this point, but:
m00t made 4chan after either convincing a bunch of users of SA’s hentai forum to come join his new cooler and better site without censorship on loli…
… or he just actually got banned from SA for posting too much loli, and thus was 4chan.
I can’t actually source that last claim definitively, but I swear I’ve seen a video with LowTax stating such.
Wikipedia:
The site was launched as 4chan.net on October 1, 2003, by Christopher Poole, a then-15-year-old student from New York City using the online handle “moot”.[25] Poole had been a regular participant on Something Awful’s subforum “Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse” (ADTRW), where many users were familiar with the Japanese imageboard format and Futaba Channel (“2chan.net”).
Encyclopedia Dramatica:
4chan got it’s start from Something Awful moot a poster on ADTRW (The Anime Forum) and some other faggots needed a site that they could host their Child Porn Anime. Moot also had an obsession with 2Channel so he decided to download Futabally and translate it to English, then host it on a webserver. He originally sent it to 20 of his goon friends and eventually everyone in ADTRW and every other Something Awful board full of closet anime pedophiles (all of them) started to use 4chan and the Internet Hate Machine began.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure the meme predates the UD definition
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Evidently it is from Something Awful, I had not seen it before.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Yea it was bound to have something to with money wasn’t it.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Actually a good profile if he’s trying to find someone with a similar sense of absurdist humor.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I would honestly be interested in meeting him.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Does the lack of soul keep him young?
_carmin@lemm.ee 2 months ago
No, that’s his vampire blood
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Mongo just pawn in game of life.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unironically I’d bet he scored with that bio
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just add tested and clean and boom.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
One mile with each eye
kautau@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One eye lookin’ atcha’ one eye lookin’ for ya
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…a deep water jew? Like… Merpeople?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe he means the pirate barbarossa?
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is not just an idiot, this is an American idiot.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Is this his application letter for the 27 Club?
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Of course he has a soul …he’s not ginger.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
They were talking about his singing
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trump’s medical report. Just missed that he gets a hole in one every golf game.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
These are just facts he was told about his Outie.
Wetstew@lemmy.world 2 months ago
(sighs) Would.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
That’s a catch!
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who bro opps 💀
cardboardchris@lemmy.world 2 months ago
19 miles is not far enough
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve never seen a more perfect specimen
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remember to smash that LOVE button to subscribe to more JD facts!
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ngl that bio makes me quite curious…
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Anyone who got a chuckle from this, it’s an excerpt from the Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional letters of advertisement for competing fur trapping businesses. Every one of the letters is hilarious, and they become more unhinged as PB Fouke and JF Swanton start really responding to each other’s claims.
CptInsane0@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good ol’ SA. I’ve split between here and there to scratch my Internet randomness itch.
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Squeals with joy
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
nazis like to slip in their hate speech under the guise of “just a joke” and “satire”.
this is a prime example.