Grirrrll....

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine all the designer gastroliths. Gucci rocks in your stomach. All the snake oil ones that “cleanse”, “detox”, or have positive ionic charges or something. Someone surely would suggest plastic, or those would be the cheap ones at gas stations. At some point, we would have had people shilling asbestos or uranium gastroliths as good for you. Someone else would pick rocks up along stream beds and sell them as “organic”, nevermind the parasites or other possible diseases attached to them. Someone would push bullshit medical rocks instead of vaccines as cures for diseases.

  Lol, people would make a mess of plain old rocks.

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  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    College bros would compete to swallow the roughest and sharpest ones. There would be a Silicon Valley startup trying to “disrupt” gastroliths with a “smart stomach stone” that gathered data about what you’re eating and sold it to McDonald’s and Kroger. Couples who were really serious would prove it by regurgitating and swapping stones. The “raw gut” movement would be trying to convince people that they didn’t need gastroliths, they just needed to eat softer foods.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Damn, this was eye-opening. I seem to hate humans quite a bit.

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    • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It would absolutely be a fetish too

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  • Zementid@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bro… smart Gastroliths would definitely be a thing.

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Guarantee that it’s only a matter of time that some snake oil company would release a gastolith that actually gives off positive ions because it contains thorium.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    remember to sterilize your gastroliths, but be careful so you don’t create microfractures that might splinter off in your stomach and kill you! Just stick to smooth polished rocks washed in soap.

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  • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There would definitely be vibrating rocks

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• Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Limestone, calcite and chalk are the same compound as the active ingredient in antacid tablets: calcium carbonate. There isn’t much danger in eating small amounts of it.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In fact, it’s best practice

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Chalk it up to a feeling but eating a little bit of sand and whatnot is probably good for us

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how small is small?

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    • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You know how big an antacid tablet is? About that amount.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m drawing with marker and like pen and stuff, I’m just eating the chalk

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    • IMongoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Whenever someone asks for tums I tell them “just eat chalk, it’s the same thing.”

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    • Zoop@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Charlie, if your stomach hurts, eat a Tums!

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  • Benjaben@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So we do swallow rocks!

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I eat Halite pretty frequently

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  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    People will make a health conspiracy out of every innocuous thing, though.

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• kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t quartz cut up your insides?

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  • three@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cut my insides into pieces, this is my gastrolith

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    • douz0a0bouz@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Don’t give a fuck if I cut my guts bleeding

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Btw, our digestive track can’t handle rocks; swallowing rocks is hazardous.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thank you! I was about to put one in my mouth when I saw your comment. Close call.

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  • ninja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    tract. though there’s a joke in there about calling it a track when you have the runs.

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nerdy joke, if I’ve ever seen one.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My ruined mind immediately wonders how porn would be different. Similarly, imagine if we had tails. Would we put underwear on them? Would we shave our tails?

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  • gazter@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh my fuck, we absolutely would shave our tails, and there is just something so horrid about that thought that how I won’t be able to fucking sleep, thanks, I hate it.

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    • etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Just think of all the holes those shaved tails can fit into.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It mighr not be as bad as you’re thinking. Demon tails usually aren’t depicted as having hair. Also, without the hair the skin would have melanin in it due to sun exposure. Or people would have it spray-tanned

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The Victorian era would have made it so that showing any amount of tail was scandalous and we would all be wearing these bizarre contraptions designed to hide our tails beneath our clothing. Most people would be aware of the fact that keeping our tails tied up was an antiquated puritanical practice that was overall unhealthy for us, but even still, the brave few who chose to let their tale go in public would be looked at as pariahs even by those who ostensibly agreed with the reason behind it.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      wearing these bizarre contraptions designed to hide our tails beneath our clothing

      You mean skirts and dresses?

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• NewDark@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If it was that normalized, a lot of the phrasing would have a lot more slang and simpler terminology.

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