Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.
Anon's body is a machine
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
like straight sugar water.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
I think that’s how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 months ago
I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers?
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they’d measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.
janus2@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
I’m sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol
tacosplease@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.
marx2k@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Benjaben@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O’Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
“Your pee is too scrumptious!”
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d rather not imagine it but you already made me
flashgnash@lemm.ee 7 months ago
piss enjoyer yiffit.net
thirteene@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Relevant reddit story: np.reddit.com/…/tifu_by_encouraging_female_ejacul…
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!
lgmjon64@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And lose weight with every amputation
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
OP has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Aermis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why is there a picture of Stevie wonder next to maple syrup disease
Podunk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Its just beetus. Anon is just a dummy.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or liver failure.
Or a serious infection.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Yeasty
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
But did they taste it to confirm?
DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
For those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes
saltesc@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oooooh…
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Coffee
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It can be other things than diabetes as well.
mvirts@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Get yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.
tacosplease@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
Justas@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Could be artificial sweeteners.