I hope you don't have any plans this evening.
Submitted 1 day ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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The_Quaz@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Railing5132@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!
WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
It’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?
Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.
Railing5132@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Jesus. Obvs.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Why helium?
homesnatch@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
To inflate the dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
random_character_a@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
negativenull@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They may have screwed up their ISO date format. They really mean it’ll happen on the 9th day of the 18th month of 2024.
It traacks
umbraroze@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Never mind the old flippediroo of the day and month. What I want to know is why is there a dash in front of the date. I thought the separators went between the things to be separated.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
nonsense, there are only 12 months
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Not again
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
TheFool@infosec.pub 1 day ago
sigh - Days without thinking about her: 0
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What happens if you have a Sinful Thought during “The Great Snatch”? Do you get un-Snatched? What if you immediately Repent? Do you get Snatched again? Will there be people bouncing back and forth indefinitely?
Monster96@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s probably a coded message. Read it in the order of colors.
Jesus is rapture - 9-18-24 will on coming the happen.
It all makes sense!
cmrn@lemmy.world 1 day ago
JESUS IS THE RAPTURE
COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24
sigh… if you insist
ValorieAF@lemmy.world 1 day ago
JESUS IS A RAPTOR
tourist@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Can we go ahead and get the rapture over with so the rest of us can get some peace and god damn quiet?
yemmly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We should sell tickets.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
What mental gymbastics do you think the sign-maker will have to perform, when nothing happens today?
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Mysterious Ways ™️
Soup@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Something about god’s holding out to see if Trump wins because he’s not sure wait hold on…
modifier@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
This is someone who is clearly winded after light mental calisthenics.
original_reader@lemm.ee 1 day ago
But imagine how foolish we all would look if this would happen.
Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
Post-Rapture looting anyone?
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why do you think I still live in Texas?
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
If you already live in hell, nothing changes?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everyone gets a new phone!
Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
Woohoo!
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Why not Pre-Rapture looting?
Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
I feel like that has a higher chance of getting oneself beaten up (at best 😂)
Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What timezone is the rapture in?
Trying to decide if I should stay up and get some photos
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
America, obviously. EST
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
wordington rapture
lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 20 hours ago
Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.
llii@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
Oh please yes!
atmur@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can we reschedule? I have plans tonight
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 day ago
“Yes! I have the foresight to predict The Rapture^TM^, but not the foresight to fit the words onto a cardboard sign…” lol
Gork@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Jesus is having sex today.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That explains why I’m still here.
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
pewpew@feddit.it 1 day ago
“WILL HAPP~
EN~”Thassodar@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Seems like the planning for this was the same planning they put into making the words fit on the sign.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
THE RAPTURE WILL HAPP^EN
Maggoty@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh man I’m here just waiting to look at jesus and say “Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!”
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊
ATDA@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Batting .000 here religious sign guy.
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Welp, I have only now seen this post on the 19.09.2024.
I guess I did not only miss the notification, but also the rapture itself.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 9 hours ago
He’s got the wrong date.
To quote late musician Peter Steele:
April 2029, the final time The end my friends is not near, the hour in fact is quite here … It’s a Friday 13th of course you won’t live, to see noon. … Are you paranoid what’s on the asteroid has got your name tattooed on it? This stone’s called Apophis And it brings apocalypse.