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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Exusia@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and he always visits the scene of the crime after

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      • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The sniper is loaded with a space warp bullet.
        When the bullet lodges into the enemy, being potentially healable (if the enemy bishop were to turn priest), the bishop activates the warp, taking the place of the bullet and ripping out of the enemy’s body, making sure the body is unusable and making the priest useless.

        And that’s why we don’t have a priest in chess.

        CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

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    • GoodEye8@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump like horses.

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      • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        smdh Chess hasn’t had a balance patch in like 200 years.

        nerf knights plz chess.com

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  • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Classic rook-ey mistake.

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    • jelloeater85@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      slow clap

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: rooks are elephant, bishops are camels, and queen is vizier in most Indian languages.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Other fun facts i. This article, ow which my favorite parts are the maps and their titles:

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      • JayDee@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do the pieces look different or are they just called a different thing? Like what’s a ‘jumper’?

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The second one is inaccurate for Slovenia at least. Both horse and jumper are in use.

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      • azertyfun@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s so easy to tell this map was made by a Brit. Wales gets its own color (despite largely not speaking Welsh) but Belgium and Switzerland are monochrome (despite having multiple federally recognized and geographically partitioned monolinguistic regions and their own flavors of historical-but-rarely-spoken language)?

        Only the Bri’ish would be haughty enough to assume their flavour of federal governance is so unique.

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    • RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No… Rooks are chariots Bishops are elephant and Queen is literally queen ml/in

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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “ml/in”?

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        नहीं. हाथी, घोडा, उंट, वजीर.

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like this version more.

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  • drathvedro@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That queen’s hanging, tho. He can just beat her himself.

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    • Arcity@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is nothing to indicate she isn’t defended.

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Next frame could be a horse walking up and smashing that tower.

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  • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d never questioned it before now, but … How come the towers move? Who had that idea?

    The jesters moving diagonally because they’re whimsical I guess but the towers are quite odd.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      jesters? they’re bishops…

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      • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sorry. Did a direct translation of the French name without thinking.

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      • sheogorath@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Potato potato

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      • wieson@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You may look a bit beyond the edge of the anglophone world.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The rook was initially a chariot.

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    • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay since nobody did a serious answer, here we go:

      tl;dr: its a translation error.

      The first documented forms of chess are all “war machines” of their time the tower was a Charioteer.

      When chess hits Europe someone translated charioteer with tower. Idk why, maybe because the used figures looked like a tower.

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      • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I kinda wish we’d kept the name chariot. It sounds more epic.

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    • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Towers are made of stone

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/U_Re0sc85zo?si=NtcFYWZksHDj-HVJ

    All you need to know about the game

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But when is the boobs update

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    • blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This was magnificent!

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sacrifice DA QUEEN

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    /pedantry

    It’s not checkmate then, now it’s it.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I See a body check, Mate.

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    • xChronoZerox@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, she did only say check.

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll be damned, I’ll leave my pedants cap here

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  • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Source?

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    • opossumtriceps@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Other End Comics

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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        OP really should’ve provided this source.

        For shame. smh…

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  • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Horses can’t be knights. I mean, that’s just silly. Chess is stupid!”

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  • olivertzeng@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy hell

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get thee to a rookery

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Calvary?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cavalry is horse mounted soldiers. Calvary is some bible thing.

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      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes. It appears I responded to the wrong comment. I was pointing out they misspelled Cavalry on the Atlas Obscura map.

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