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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They already know how to do those things, right boys!?

      I’m sorry

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.

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  • loomi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things

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      • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.

    “Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”

    “Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

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  • WeeSheep@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they meant grunts

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.

        It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.

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    • meleethecat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No! You must blue!

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      • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I blue myself!

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!

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    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Take off your skin.

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  • pelletbucket@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “It’s a bicep!”

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    • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.

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    • sudoroot@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Needs more veins

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

    I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

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    • Kaboom@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

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    • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think that’s called a “life coach”.

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  • Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.

      I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.

      Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.

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  • aniki@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can that dude BE on any more steroids?

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    • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.

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    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, yes, there’s always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!

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    • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not without his heart exploding

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  • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.

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      • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…

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  • halvar@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    **pink**

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    • crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How you do that?!

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds like you could use some lessons

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      • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        they don’t know how to pink…

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      • halvar@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do what?

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    • Rayspekt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “beach”

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.

    I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Offer expires… now.

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  • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?

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  • kratoz29@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?

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