I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
Before it's too late!
Submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loomi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
pyre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
WeeSheep@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I think they meant grunts
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.
It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
meleethecat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No! You must blue!
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I blue myself!
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Take off your skin.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 years ago
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“It’s a bicep!”
herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
sudoroot@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Needs more veins
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?
Kaboom@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?
Venator@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
I think that’s called a “life coach”.
Freefall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.
tourist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.
I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.
Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.
aniki@lemmings.world 2 years ago
Can that dude BE on any more steroids?
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes, yes, there’s always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!
Amir@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Not without his heart exploding
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 years ago
Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 years ago
I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…
halvar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
**pink**
crusa187@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
How you do that?!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Sounds like you could use some lessons
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
they don’t know how to pink…
halvar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Do what?
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“beach”
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Offer expires… now.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?
kratoz29@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
They already know how to do those things, right boys!?
I’m sorry
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.