I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
Before it's too late!
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loomi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things
tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
WeeSheep@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I think they meant grunts
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.
It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
meleethecat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No! You must blue!
tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I blue myself!
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Take off your skin.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 month ago
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“It’s a bicep!”
herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
sudoroot@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Needs more veins
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?
Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
I think that’s called a “life coach”.
Freefall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.
I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.
Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.
aniki@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Can that dude BE on any more steroids?
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, yes, there’s always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Not without his heart exploding
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 month ago
Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 month ago
I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…
halvar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
**pink**
crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
How you do that?!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sounds like you could use some lessons
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
they don’t know how to pink…
halvar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Do what?
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“beach”
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Offer expires… now.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?
kratoz29@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They already know how to do those things, right boys!?
I’m sorry
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.