I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
Before it's too late!
Submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loomi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
pyre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things
tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
RBWells@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
WeeSheep@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I think they meant grunts
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.
It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.
ccunning@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
meleethecat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No! You must blue!
tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I blue myself!
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Take off your skin.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 4 months ago
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“It’s a bicep!”
herrvogel@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
sudoroot@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Needs more veins
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?
Kaboom@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?
Venator@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
I think that’s called a “life coach”.
Freefall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.
tourist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.
I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.
Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.
aniki@lemmings.world 4 months ago
Can that dude BE on any more steroids?
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes, yes, there’s always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!
Amir@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Not without his heart exploding
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 months ago
Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 months ago
I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…
halvar@lemm.ee 4 months ago
**pink**
crusa187@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
How you do that?!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Sounds like you could use some lessons
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
they don’t know how to pink…
halvar@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Do what?
Rayspekt@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“beach”
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Offer expires… now.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?
kratoz29@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
They already know how to do those things, right boys!?
I’m sorry
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.