What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
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Submitted 1 year ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And before that it’s lower left.
greenhorn@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Is this a kid Rock joke?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.
So… um… yay me?
Licksrocks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I believe that is the bottom right
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
xangadix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
PotatoKat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What even are juggalos? Like i know they’re fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
beccaboben@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They worship magnets.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I don’t know. But I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
i believe they’re furries but for clowns
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bottom left, House of the Nerd
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
75% bottom left, 20% top left, 5% bottom right
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where’s the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
remotedev@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The top two
aulin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t I be both nerd and juggalo?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
No, pick one
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.
5in1k@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Absolutely.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll allow it.
Blackout@kbin.run 1 year ago
And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
rozodru@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.
for where I lived It’d be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I believe you have my stapler.
cinabongo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I dunno if the next pane is doing any better
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.
Denvil@lemmy.one 1 year ago
I’m the top left :)
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
None of these people are playing board games.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
No doubt, Juggalo. Juggalo facial painting can circumvent facial recognition. Absolute win
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where’s the femboy option?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Top right?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No that’s furies
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 1 year ago
potentially any of them