What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
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Submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And before that it’s lower left.
greenhorn@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Is this a kid Rock joke?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.
So… um… yay me?
Licksrocks@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I believe that is the bottom right
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
xangadix@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
PotatoKat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What even are juggalos? Like i know they’re fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
beccaboben@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They worship magnets.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 years ago
I don’t know. But I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo
match@pawb.social 2 years ago
i believe they’re furries but for clowns
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bottom left, House of the Nerd
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
75% bottom left, 20% top left, 5% bottom right
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Where’s the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
remotedev@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
The top two
aulin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t I be both nerd and juggalo?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
No, pick one
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.
5in1k@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Absolutely.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll allow it.
Blackout@kbin.run 2 years ago
And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.
match@pawb.social 2 years ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
rozodru@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.
for where I lived It’d be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
I believe you have my stapler.
cinabongo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I dunno if the next pane is doing any better
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.
Denvil@lemmy.one 2 years ago
I’m the top left :)
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
None of these people are playing board games.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
No doubt, Juggalo. Juggalo facial painting can circumvent facial recognition. Absolute win
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Where’s the femboy option?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Top right?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 years ago
No that’s furies
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 2 years ago
potentially any of them