What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
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Submitted 10 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Wogi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And before that it’s lower left.
greenhorn@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Is this a kid Rock joke?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.
So… um… yay me?
Licksrocks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I believe that is the bottom right
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
xangadix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
PotatoKat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What even are juggalos? Like i know they’re fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
beccaboben@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They worship magnets.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 months ago
I don’t know. But I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
i believe they’re furries but for clowns
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bottom left, House of the Nerd
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
75% bottom left, 20% top left, 5% bottom right
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where’s the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
remotedev@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The top two
aulin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can’t I be both nerd and juggalo?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
No, pick one
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.
5in1k@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Absolutely.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll allow it.
Blackout@kbin.run 10 months ago
And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
rozodru@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.
for where I lived It’d be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I believe you have my stapler.
cinabongo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I dunno if the next pane is doing any better
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.
Denvil@lemmy.one 10 months ago
I’m the top left :)
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
None of these people are playing board games.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
No doubt, Juggalo. Juggalo facial painting can circumvent facial recognition. Absolute win
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where’s the femboy option?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Top right?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
No that’s furies
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 10 months ago
potentially any of them