What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
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Submitted 4 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Wogi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And before that it’s lower left.
greenhorn@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Is this a kid Rock joke?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.
So… um… yay me?
Licksrocks@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I believe that is the bottom right
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
xangadix@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
PotatoKat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What even are juggalos? Like i know they’re fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
beccaboben@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They worship magnets.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 months ago
I don’t know. But I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo
match@pawb.social 4 months ago
i believe they’re furries but for clowns
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 4 months ago
[deleted]Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bottom left, House of the Nerd
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
75% bottom left, 20% top left, 5% bottom right
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Where’s the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
remotedev@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
The top two
aulin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Can’t I be both nerd and juggalo?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
No, pick one
generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.
5in1k@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Absolutely.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ll allow it.
Blackout@kbin.run 4 months ago
And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.
match@pawb.social 4 months ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 months ago
rozodru@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.
for where I lived It’d be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
I believe you have my stapler.
cinabongo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I dunno if the next pane is doing any better
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.
Denvil@lemmy.one 4 months ago
I’m the top left :)
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
None of these people are playing board games.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
No doubt, Juggalo. Juggalo facial painting can circumvent facial recognition. Absolute win
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Where’s the femboy option?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Top right?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 months ago
No that’s furies
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 4 months ago
potentially any of them