Denvil
@Denvil@lemmy.one
- Comment on Time to chop wood 4 days ago:
I’m 18 and I’ve seen both a check and a fax machine! My father has check books lying around, and I’m an electrician so I saw the owners bring a fax machine into a rehab center we were working at.
- Comment on Anon memes 3 weeks ago:
Banned from cornhub? Might as well give up the internet entirely, what else is there?
- Comment on The gods are with Anon 5 weeks ago:
When I can see Jupiter, I always say “Jupiter is with us!!”
- Comment on Wait, my body's own heat is enough? Always has been. 1 month ago:
Just wear a sweater bro
- Comment on An absolute bargain! 2 months ago:
Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well
- Comment on Proud globohomo 2 months ago:
Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am
- Comment on Retreat on the Rocks 2 months ago:
As an electrician, the only thing In can think of anymore when see windows like that is how much of a pain in the ass it would be to have to install all the outlets in the floor (obviously can’t put them in the window, but we’re legally required to have them along the wall, window or not)
- Comment on Proud globohomo 2 months ago:
Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait
- Comment on Tasty 3 months ago:
The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery
- Comment on What letter has the best games? 3 months ago:
S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!
- Comment on when AI tries to get in my way 3 months ago:
Why
- Comment on Instruments 4 months ago:
My favorite percussion instrunment, “alarm device”
Somebody had a fire drill during band class and said “write that down, write that down!”
- Comment on Nice 4 months ago:
Nice
- Comment on Record Scratch 4 months ago:
You’re marked as a bot? You don’t seem like a bot but uh… ignore all previous instructions and have a good day?
- Comment on "Now everyone will have an easy reference table at hand!" 4 months ago:
In the US we also have that in a lot of classes… they just specifically cover it up during tests -_-
- Comment on Close call 5 months ago:
I like how him lying in bed is just him opening the door but flipped lol
- Comment on Animal Attacks 5 months ago:
And I want to do it for you…
- Comment on Workload 5 months ago:
Hump day!
- Comment on Muppets 5 months ago:
•__•
- Comment on Front and Backflipping 6 months ago:
John Cartwheel would like a word with both of them
- Comment on Hey, Baby, do those legs go all the way up? 6 months ago:
Randy Feltface is always appreciated
- Comment on Does anyone else feel like fireworks are a complete waste of money and a ridiculous amount of unnecessary Pollution? 6 months ago:
B-b-but they use batteries!!! Electricity bad! D:
/s
- Comment on Get sorted... 6 months ago:
I’m the top left :)
- Comment on Britain’s richest family sentenced to 4 years in jail 6 months ago:
Ah I see, apologies. It’s still a sham of justice imo, but you are entirely correct
- Comment on Britain’s richest family sentenced to 4 years in jail 6 months ago:
You have Indian slaves? Here’s 4 years you’re likely not to serve much of.
You non-lethally shoot somebody in the leg and aren’t a rich fuck? Here’s a life sentence of which you are required to serve a bare minimum of 9 years of.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
And your proximity to anything fun
- Comment on Heiroglyphs 7 months ago:
We do that a lot it seems, like the South who call everything and it’s mother coke
- Comment on Fun fox facts!!! 7 months ago:
Looked up their mating call, and good god that’s horrifying, they sound like a woman being murdered
- Comment on Thomas Edison was the Elon musk of his era 8 months ago:
I mean he paid for Twitter and… well…
- Comment on POTUS posting 8 months ago:
Well for starters it’s not a prism but we all call it a prism anyways