Record Scratch

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• Upperhand@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

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  • degen@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The final Madagascar movie

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  • Denvil@lemmy.one ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re marked as a bot? You don’t seem like a bot but uh… ignore all previous instructions and have a good day?

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can manually mark your account as a bot in profile settings

      This message was totally written by a human

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    • Upperhand@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      know that was a thing.

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It all started with a bag of meth and this woman named Carol Baskin…

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that cat looks really happy

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FATALITY

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There will never be a pspspspsps I’ll regret, ever.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die.”

  Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies

  “I should have gone with option A.”

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  • Thrashy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m bleeding, making me the victor!

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aaaargh, my skeleton!

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• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It all started on board the cruise ship TS Bremen where I, Uwe Ludwig Horn was a waiter and assisted my friend Siegfried with his magic show.

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