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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What fucking godless heathen eats rice woth ketchup

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

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      • mondo_brondo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

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      • CoolGirl586@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ketchup rice is a Japanese dish. www.chopstickchronicles.com/ketchup-rice/#recipe

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      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lol, we really don’t do this. But it’s fun to fuck with people.

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      • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

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      • sock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

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      • Jaysyn@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I've never seen a fellow citizen that was older than 9 eat rice w/ ketchup.

        It's butter, salt & black pepper in the southern USA, at least.

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      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Only all-season radials.

        We got standards, you know.

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      • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Haha I don’t know many American adults who eat ketchup on more than a few foods. Maybe burgers, maybe hot dogs, probably french fries. Most of us hate how it smells too.

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      • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t knock it till you try it.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s the joke

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    • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Agreed

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    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Me sometimes when I have no energy for anything else :| been doing it since I was a kid

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    • Yearly1845@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have you never tried it? It’s quite good, though I haven’t done it since I was a child.

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      • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As a kid I used to eat ketchup on baked potatoes. Probably not bad, but it still grosses me out to think about it.

        Ranch dressing was another good one for baked potatoes. I’m not interested in that now either, but ranch feels much more respectable than ketchup.

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  • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can’t tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

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    • Baccata@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      French here. I admit I used to eat rice with ketchup when I was a kid. I’m disgusted with myself thinking about it now.

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      • jacktherippah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you WHAT?

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I used to eat ketchup sandwiches when I was a kid. Just ketchup between two pieces of bread.

        I also liked yogurt and cottage cheese mixed together.

        Kids are weird.

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      • PeroBasta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You frenchies do some nasty shit sometimes. Very high cuisine but the day to day sometimes is weird (I have some colleagues that told me this)

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    • baked_tea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mayonnaise

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      • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Japanese comfort food frequently calls for either ketchup or Japanese mayo in/on rice. Omurice being a prime example.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean it’s more like childrens’ food so abomination is a bit of an exaggeration but it’s certainly nothing interesting. It’s rice with ketchup.

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      • stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Why can’t y’all just make normal children’s food like chicken curry with rice? Stop putting so much sugar and corn syrup in everything.

        If this continues we’ll have to retaliate: see how certain East Asian countries make pizzas and burgers and see how you like it! (PS: it was flatbread with corn and ham as the only toppings)

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    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t say it’s common, but I also wouldn’t say it’s unheard of…and I would never put it past Americans to try an odd condiment application.

      Honestly though, when you look at the ingredients, it’s not too drastically far off from the ingredients of a sauce you might specifically put together as part of a more traditional rice dish: tomatoes, vinegar, onion, garlic, ginger, coriander, cumin… bit heavy on the sugar but a lot of sauces in Asian cooking are even sweeter.

      I agree it seems repulsive on the surface to me too, but now that I’ve been thinking about it…I kinda wanna try it.

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  • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soy sauce

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    • OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is the only way tbh

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    • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fish sauce and butter is nice too.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But like, with a bit of mayonnaise, right?

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      • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you must

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yo soy sauce

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    • signor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      • sesame oil
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      • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Alright, now we’re moving towards a stir fry, ngl kinda want a stir fry rn now.

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uhh… Soy… Soy sauce.

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    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And furikake!

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      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh hell yes

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you’re asking who’d put rice with ketchup - my sister used to put ketchup on her popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Pre-buttered.

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    • KreekyBonez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

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    • Brekky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That was a difficult up vote because my thumb was just so disgusted with your sister

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      your sister might be swedish

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  • supernicepojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

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    • PeroBasta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Remove butter, put EVO, remove parmisan, put Parmigiano Reggiano, you have a masterpiece

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      • Fluba@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I tried searching for EVO but just came up with a pan/bowl type. Could you tell an uninformed fool (me) what is EVO?

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      • supernicepojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Agree, I dont have reliable access to EVOO or good parmigiana. If I had my way all the time it would be thyme and lavender and oregano infused olive oil with cucumbers as well as a three way mixed Parmigiana, Asiago, Oaxaca or dried mozarella.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cheese with rice? Damn

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  • walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gochujang

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  • gosling@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

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    • ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But the only thing you can do is eat it. Nothing else.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not seeing the problem here.

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      • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is the money fresh?

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Soy sauce.

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  • LewZephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Butter. Nuff said.

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The ol’ end of the month fried rice.

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mayonnaise.

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    • sour@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lazy person risotto ._.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not even approaching risotto

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    • heatiskillingme@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Excellent! I thought I was the only deranged person who loves freshly cooked rice with some mayo. I've noticed a lot of people really look down on mayonnaise for some reason, when all it is, is some egg and oil, salt optional but great IMO, and some lemon juice to complement, also optional. I feel that just goes really well with a starch like rice!

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      • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don't want to entirely pull the rug out from under you, but you may still be the only person who loves that. I was making what I intended to be an obviously disgusting joke. I'm sorry. :P

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

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    • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stuffed bell peppers you can probably substitute the tomato sauce with ketchup, idk if it would be any good, but you could I guess.

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    • dlhextall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kids. I remember doing this when I was 8-10.

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sir, this is a wendys.

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  • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ketchup would be one of my last choices anyway. Maybe with certain mains like fried chicken or chicken fried steak (ok, some people say that's weird but it's what we did at Furr's Cafeteria).

    Right now, probably Marie Sharp's Beware Habanero sauce. Second choice, chimichurri.

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  • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

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    • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Laoganma
      So good! Ty their other sauces as well. I think there’s four or five available in the US.

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      • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Which one should I try? I think there is this one with beans in it, right?

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Roundup herbicide

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Best suggestion

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    • root_beer@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Drāno

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  • Fleshtrap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Milk, cinnamon, sugar, raisins. Heat in microwave.

    Yum.

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    • supernicepojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cooking until congee and I agree

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    • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      S/raisins/pistacios

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really…

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  • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Femboy cum

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    None

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  • kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Laoganma

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  • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

    Tamago kake gohan.

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  • Jaysyn@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Butter, salt & black pepper.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Teriyaki and Sriracha

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  • surfrock66@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

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  • tophneal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Japanese barbeque sauce

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tabasco.

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  • negativeyoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    An egg

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  • lorez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Blood, blood! Gallons of the stuff!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Teriyaki sauce

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