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10. Compensated Anarchist

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • phillybuster_parfait@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Transcription of image with list:

    Top 10 jobs kids want

    1. TIk tok
    2. Wojak artist
    3. Woke
    4. Deivee
    5. Bureaucrat
    6. AirBnB squatter
    7. Holy fool
    8. Highwayman / trainrobber
    9. Crisis actor
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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks. Adding to description

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I’ve ever seen

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I thought it was a code block in markdown.

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Former Child Actor in a close 11th place

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    • AliasVortex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the 15 at least.

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure

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    • Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT’S MINE 💜

      I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A “COMPENSATED ANARCHIST” IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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      • Akrenion@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How do I follow an account on here?

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    • kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hello fellow crawler

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Why did I read that in Frank’s voice

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, that’s me! Former child 🤝

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (Unrelated) Look what i just found in another thread!

      Image

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now I’m back.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sorry, job’s already taken.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.

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  • outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension…

    Will settle for being a Holy fool

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should’ve been paying you already.

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      • nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭

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  • VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yup

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Please LMK how the application process works

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      • BottleCaptain@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ask your local priest.

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You will get food and a bed and will have a calm life. The alternative sucks.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???”

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202

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      • Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE

        ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD’VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride…”

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If “compensated anarchist”, can I be an Anarcho-Autist?

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    • Geldaran@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You be whomever you need to be. 👍

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Y"all are getting paid?!

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Somehow I think “woke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.

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    • DecorativeTarp@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah.

      youtu.be/7gztJxEL610

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sign me up for highwayman!

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    • Jagarico@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Google debunker

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes you’ve gotta do what you love even if it’s not a good idea

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