Maybe the real dragon soul is the citizens we married along the way.
One can dream
Submitted 14 hours ago by Gonzako@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Ok, I got my dragon soul, but when I afford the house?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
It’s kinda funny. My wife and I were living together in a committed relationship for about five years. Then her mom said, in passing, “Aren’t you worried he doesn’t want to buy the cow if he can get the milk for free?” And that just sent her into a tailspin for weeks.
So, about a year later, we got married. And it’s been great. Given the tax advantages and the fact that we were about to buy a house and have a son anyway, it was the logical move. But it’s funny that this was the straw to break the camel’s back, so to speak.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Similar boat. Already had a house, been together for years. Getting married was just for fun and tax benefits. It changed nothing, otherwise.
StillAlive@piefed.world 11 hours ago
But it’s amusing that this was the straw to break the camel’s back, so to speak.
Don’t you mean cow’s back?
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Uncool dude that’s his wife
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
😗
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Sounds kind of like the ideal wedding attitude to me. Light on the symbolism, heavy on the “one last rager to remind ourselves that we’re actually kinda too old to be doing that anymore”.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
0/3
dragon soul seems the most likely
gg guys
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Meanwhile with me it’s just the No Gods, No Masters NV achievement. Either that or the Clean and Righteous! Achievement from Red Faction Guerrilla.
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I never married in Skyrim. Not after probably a thousand of hour gameplay.
Real life no problem. Skyrim never.
lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I actually love the marriage mechanics in Skyrim. if you’re interested in someone, you put on an amulet of Mara. If they aren’t interested, they ignore it, and there is no social awkwardness. If they are interested in you, they comment on the amulet and ask if you are looking for a partner. You can then say woops, my bad, I didn’t realize that’s what wearing this meant, or yes I am, are you interested, if so, let’s go get married.
I wish real life was that straightforward. No games, no social awkwardness, no guessing.
Klear@piefed.world 10 hours ago
The whole thing just feels extremely fake. I mean, it’s a video game, everything there is fake, but the marriage in particular is something I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to accept as being real in the context of the game world.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
They even try (poorly) to justify it in a loading screen tip. Basically, “people die young in Skyrim; that’s why they’ll agree to marry you after you’ve done them a single minor favor.”
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 11 hours ago
Guys, I just want the Dragon Soul.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Ok, i’ll trade it for a house and a marriage
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 9 hours ago
Ah, I see your confusion. I’m not saying I have a marriage and a house and want a dragon soul instead, I’m saying I have none but only want the dragon soul.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
I can help with thwo of those. But I won’t tell which >:)
Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Lemme absorb dat dragon soul hubby
clucose@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
I dragon soul all over you.
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Help me buy a house
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
sure, but first you have to help me steal one
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’m married and have a house, but I’m pretty sure my wife has the dragon soul.
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
what game is this lol
toofpic@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Oh, I’m not a citizen, so also that!
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
And once you get any one of those things, getting the other 2 becomes much easier.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Not the marrying type. But if there is a dragon soul around, I’m a bit peckish.
auginator@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I have a roof over my head over my head but most of all I’m dead inside. So I got that dragon soul achieved too.