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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Rain happens without thunder all the time tho

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??

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  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac

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    • Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it’s raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can’t thunder without rain.

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  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not for the guy at the urinal next to you

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.

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    • testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.

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    • Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that’s what Fleetwood Mac meant?

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The best part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you’re already in a bathroom so you can clean up.

  The worst part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you shit yourself.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1000014117

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i’ll pee into the shower if i want to

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    • sploder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My 60 y.o. Dad with dementia … he knows he can go piss in a toilet. But he also knows he can just piss himself and his nurse will take care of it. It’s definitely a situation where an accident turned into a lifestyle choice lmfao

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• blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was at a bar, good ‘n’ drunk, went to take a piss. Bathroom is small, one urinal, one pot. I’m pissing away and I let a fart slip out, not a big one, just a good booty burp. The guy who’s back in the shitter raising a putrid stink has the balls to say “gesundheit”.

  I wish I were that witty.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The most inpolite way to express politeness.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So don’t stare at people at the urinal next to you and they won’t react defensively.

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  • groet@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    react defensively

    react defecatingly

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      react defensively

      react defecatingly

      react deafeningly

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look dude my hog looks really weird and if they’re gonna stare at Little Biggums Piggums 3rd Jr, I’m gonna stare at “Mr Pisser” or whatever boring bullshit name they gave their falsie.

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• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you don’t want to be in the thunderzone leave a 1 urinal gap

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s how you get beyond thunderzone.

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I can never pee beyond thunderzone because Tina Turner is so intinadating.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I just piss in the sink, to be safe.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sink pissers rise up!

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      …in the store down the road.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Once I was in the bathroom of this upscale theater following a Shakespeare play, when a very sharply dressed older man who exuded an aura of intelligence came in and approached a urinal. He dropped his pants and underwear all the way to the floor, raised his shirts with both of his hands and held them above his exposed nipples, then pushed his hips as far as he could into the urinal to piss hands-free. The incongruity of what I was seeing left me stunned, and made me forget to pee until he had completely left the bathroom.

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean, you were staring at him for no reason before he started talking. You should give him a tip for giving you a show!

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  • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I read that as “before he sharted”

    I’m leaving this here. Have a nice day.

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think you call the shit lightning.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thunder and lightning. The stuff that makes life exciting.

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• Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One time I was in this bar bathroom in Korea at the urinal doing my business and this Korean guy comes in and goes to the urinal next to me and starts doing his. A few seconds in he looks over at the big foreigner (me) and sticks out his free hand in a handshake gesture and says “Nice to meet you.” Different culture…

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• Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oops, now it’s a mudslide.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good push!

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