Carl never made Jimmy listen to his SoundCloud album while he is forced to sandbag in Smash Bros to avoid Carl freaking out.
Hi, I'm Paul!
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CluckN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Godort@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
You should find a new dealer, dude
TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
I don’t know. Kind of sounds like it’s really good stuff.
CluckN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sheen also sold but he had a bloody 2 dollar bill that he would use to snort Purple Flurp. Carl was a much better option.
protist@retrofed.com 4 weeks ago
When I was in college, this girl who was whip smart in one of my bio classes invited me over, and I quickly discovered she was a prolific weed dealer. Never in a million years would I have guessed
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
There is now a physicist who used to be my weed dealer.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
My highschool chemistry turned out to be cooking meth. You think you know a person
barkybeak@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I interviewed a drug dealer that has been in the field for over 25 years. He looks just a regular guy. Nice house. Two kids. A wife who works. You would have no idea this neighbor was a dealer.
He and I wrote a book together.
can@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
What’s the book?
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
nice try fed
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I worked with a guy with a similar story – book included. Are you Canadian?
can@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
it’s a small world after all
yesman@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There is a big difference between a “weed guy” and a drug dealer.
Show me a person who has 3 different kinds of weed, cocaine, LSD, and pills and I’ll show you a scary person.
glups@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
My coke dealer (I’m sober now) was a huge Trump fan. He loved to talk about it. He first told me the same day Trump said all drug dealers should be put to death, so not the most insightful person. He later fled the country to escape a domestic battery charge. Coke dealers, not great people.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Coke dealers, not great people.
Yeah, gotta lock Santa up.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Hey, that guy you’re describing is sometimes just a really well spoken dude outside a concert venue with a backpack. It’s not all sinister.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Stepping on someone’s toes, are we? What kind of backpack do you use?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yeah no stick to the hippie dealers. 3 kinds of weed, LSD, and they’ve been thinking of growing a batch of shrooms and want to know if you’re interested.
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I mean, that’s just kids really. The heavy hitters are selling crack, heroin, the really horrible stuff you know. Well maybe cocaine is also a bit sketchy but the acid guy isn’t that bad right?
zammy95@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh hey, I knew this guy too
He was terrifying
Mac@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Yeah, that’s called ✨propaganda✨
Etterra@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
A drug dealer dressed all in black with a balaclava is absolutely a Fed working for the Trump administration.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s just a pharmacist. Do not confuse the two.
Jaycifer@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Thanks for putting that “monkey” back in my head for the next week.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I know one that is now a monk of some sorts. He was addicted tho.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thank you legal weed for getting rid of Paul.
Years ago, I recall having to hang out with Paul to get my weed, for hours. He wouldn’t just “do business”, he was lonely and wanted someone to talk to. The grower was an old man that grew one variety of weed (grapefruit), Paul included lots of stems and seeds and was short on weight besides.
THEN Paul got a girlfriend, I was so excited. FINALLY, I’m sure he’ll want to conduct business quickly. Oh, wait, she’s lonely too. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mika@piefed.ca 4 weeks ago
Crazy how you people even meet Paul. In Ukraine 99% interactions were via stashes: pay someone in crypto so they reveal the location (lat/lon) of the hidden stash and the photos of where it’s hidden. Then off you go treasure hunting.
No face to face contact this way.
winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Here in america you would get ripped off and be out of your bag and your crypto
Rooster326@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
It’s crazy that this sentence would be gibberish just 10/20 years ago.
What the fuck is a crypto?
We had to get our drugs from Paul whether we liked it, or not. It was that or Kyle but Kyle is crazy - he will for sure get you mixed up into something you don’t wanna touch.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That might just be a cultural difference. In the US it was always one of four people: the Paul type (a weird loser who you had to hang out with), as shown elsewhere in the thread someone weirdly smart and competent who’s doing it for some side cash usually in school, a friend who buys in bulk and sells to friends, or a professional who didn’t want to spend any more time with you than you with them but is generally sketchy as hell and not who middle class people were buying an eighth off of. All of these were typically in person
Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Geo-cache drug dealing. What a world.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I had a dealer like that once, he said it was too conspicuous when people stopped by for only 5 minutes. In hindsight he may have just been getting people to smoke him up.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I had a guy like this once, except he was cool as fuck and smoked people up if they stayed and played Mario Kart. So, that’s how I learned how to play Mario Kart lol
Rooster326@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
The places most of them live didn’t care about 5 minutes stops.
It’s never a secret to the neighbors.