Dubiousness

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• orenj@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dont fuck with drinks even as a bit, kids

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sorry, it’s a bad joke

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    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is the shitpost community. It’s fine.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Especially since those require warm water to dissolve the capsule.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d rather them fucking drinks than driving the drinks and fucking the owners of days drink.

    Besides it was a dirty martini, how could one resist?

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    • percent@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s such an interesting way to arrange those words

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• Wammityblam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m not gay but that would probably do it for me tbh

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    puts dehydrated dinosaur in your drink

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    • Wammityblam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      uwu whats dis

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This would fully work on me. Especially if he replaced the drink, because obviously I’m not drinking that lol

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• rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  are those edible?

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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Everything is edible.

    Some things just once.

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    • tmyakal@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Any time he got frustrated with our manager, he’d mutter to himself, “Everyone gets one.”

      The way he explained it to me is, everyone is allowed to murder one person. You might suffer some real bad consequences as a result, but if you can stomach those consequences, no one can really stop you from doing just one murder.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Black holes are edible?

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If it kills you, its not “safe for human consumption” which is the defining characteristic between something edible and any random item you can stuff down your throat.

      You can eat anything once. If it’s edible you can eat it more than once. Words having meanings. Yes, I am fun at parties.

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    • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why does that feel like a Terry Pratchett quote?

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “…yes”

    Image

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  • Wammityblam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anything is edible if you try hard enough

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      say that to my cock. it’s disgusting.

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No they’re foam. And the dissolving gel cap is probably nasty to drink.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Where do you think dino nuggies come from?

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Modern Dino’s’ meat ground up and processed with bone, beak, and other ‘waste parts’ jammed into molds and baked?

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  OH MY GOD I AM ORDERING THOSE DINOSOWER PILLS RN THEY ARE SO COOL I WANT TO RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dinosorhmones.

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dinosaur moans

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Man, there’s a really good sketch from a Swedish comedian a bit related to this but I can’t find a version with English subtitles…
  I’ll post it anyway because I think you can understand most of it anyway:

  youtu.be/HaODSHahlPc

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  • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Haha thanks for sharing. i didnt understand a word except party drug but that was bombastic. Guy is mr fantastic

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My neighbor did this to her parents but the dinosaur was made of clobe so her mom and dad became Christmas clad. None of it made any sense but I took her word for it because she gets pretty violent if you question her.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This happened to my buddy Dave once

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are you sure?

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