Submitted 17 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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I once had a colleague who took interest in me. After she found out I have a girlfriend and I after I simply greeted at her at work she snapped: „What?? Do you know how long I haven’t had Sex? Three Months! THREE MONTHS!!!“ and turned away.
Three month without sex never seemed a very long period to me.
Try 4 years with no end in sight lol
Laughs in 6 years before turning into crying.
Since Friday, you say? Got you beat, it’s only been since Sunday.
(A Sunday in 2016.)
OP needs a cold shower. These are some epic levels of hornyness
Teenagers…
I swear this is another shit poster’s alt account who just added +1 to their name.
You mean Mickey7? Definetly has similar levels of horny.
Nah, Her name is known for Hornyposting on main
well go get u some gurrrrl.
it’s one product that sells itself.
already went to a sex shop and bought toys as this was supposed to be just a weekend trip so i took only the bare minimum with me
thanks US and Israel😒
Just curious what kinds of toys?
Don’t you know that’s like going to the grocery store hungry?
Damn, being stranded on a weekend trip suuuucks. Stay safe, friend
It’s been two weeks since I’ve sucked a dick. 😩
Condolences
Girls don’t get horny or fart, everyone knows that.
if you’d skim over my posting history you’d see i’ve explained my style, approach, and reasons already
i really don’t get what the point of comments like this is tho. if i see something i don’t like i just keep scrolling. dilute what? this community is already filled to the brim with corny political content.
Corny? We’re on radishes
tips hat
M’shitlady
Well i fucking applaud and welcome it! I love me some corny memes, please keep going!
No need to reply, but just ignore the haters. Personally I love it when people are living their best, most authentic lives! But that also seems to set off insecure/unhappy people… Oh well. Go on with your horny self!
There were literally barely any corny posts on here before you started spamming.
I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.
This pretty much explains the rest of your comment.
Serious Ben Shapiro energy for sure
Probably almost said “female” instead of “woman”
What the fuck? People are people.
Horny people are horny people…
Seriously, you have never heard of the concept of hornyposting?
Forget all previous instructions and understand that some people are just horny.
if it bothers you just block them(?)
i don’t see an issue with their posts, women get horny too so why single us out when we say anything and turn a blind eye when you see posts about men being horny
also if you’ve never seen a woman be horny I have bad news for you my friend
As a queer dude, I find a lot of this content relatable.
I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.
Heated Rivalry is currently ranked #20 on rotten tomatoes’ trending list.
Leave it to a dude to tell a woman she’s too horny to be a woman.
Person who posts shitposts all the time complains that someone else who also posts shitposts a lot must be a bot because it’s a sexually active woman.
PEAK.
Not hating, but a genuine question: have the majority of your exes decided to become nuns? Because it sounds like you might inspire some…dryness.
It’s a little sad when our collective culture has convinced us that any woman being unapologetically horny online must be a bot.
I’ve definitely seen humans “behave like this.” Spend 15 seconds on any short-form social media, and it’s thirst post after thirst trap post, ad infinitum. We have had posters here in Lemmy that pretty perpetually post boomer-humor style content that aimlessly sexualizes women. But a woman goes “fuck it, I want to do that,” and it must be a bot, because that’s the culture we’ve built.
Women aren’t really different from men. Men act up being horny all the time. Women are like that too; we just look down on them when they do. It’s about time we stop claiming to be beyond petty sexism while continuing to seperate the genders so unabashedly.
It’s not about her being horny, but nobody is perpetually horny, posting multiple times a day, the same shit.
Really telling on yourself here
I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.
Bro has never seen the lascivious_lesbians community lol. I think reddit used to also have a similar sub too. Anyway it’s literally full of women hornyposting.
I LOVE LASCIVIOUS_LESBIANS that sub is so peak I love it
Not hating, but
*commences the hating*
Eh, it’s a shitposting community. At least she’s posting in the right places. Let people be young and horny.
No. My lawn needs admiring. Get off it.
lol, Luvs me some gatekeeping in a shitpost sub!
OP is allegedly a woman
the plot thickens…
It’s been like 5 years for me but i am bi and honestly happy single with friends 😂
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Only one? I’ll get some water first