Fr🤮nch

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Hahahahah!!! Where are you from? >:(

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Intercourse, Pennsylvania

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sister city of Fucking, Austria

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    French is now a swear word???

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• fenrasulfr@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As someone who works in a French school cantine, I concur.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Way back in the early 1980’s my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

    One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

    I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

    Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re running around wearing a potato sack and a beret.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the baguette.
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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • pentastarm@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hon hon hon

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      to be fair there are only few that can say anything about a baguette, most notably germans

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• WingsofLove03@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haha lol

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  4+ years old Wikipedia vandalism

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That explains the image quality. Here’s a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:

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  • tchnqs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yep, not there anymore: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

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    • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Instead they have “Other cases” where France and Pyrenees are mentioned one too many times.

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, to be fair, not having a proper appreciation for terroir is just barbaric.

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• betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This breaches rules 1, 2 and 5.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … Illegal?

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• VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Truly depraved. A crime against humanity

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re demanding ‘wages’ and ‘cigarettes’ while sexually harrassing the female scientists.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i tried to pay them in wine but they just took the wine and made honking noises!

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ahhhhhh, the french! Champaign! Has always been celebrated for it’s excellence!

  …does he do anything?

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Where “free range” children count as feral, all French children are feral. Was a trick category.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wanna know more about the ones raised by ostritches.

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would like to meet the ostrich person

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fronch

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