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This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ski jumping is the dumbest sport out there. There are points for style which is arbitrary and already takes it down couple of levels compared with real sports. Weight is super important so the ‘athletes’ are all starving all the time. Wind has a big influence so they have to guess when gust will happen but since it changer during the day judges will arbitrarily change the length of runway at different points of the competition. It’s barely fair. And on top of that the suit has such a huge influence that the jumpers can’t even touch it after they were certified. Like they literally can’t touch the suit they are wearing because just changing how it adjust to the body will affect the score. And now we learned that adding 1cm to the length of the suit have such a big influence that they will inject stuff in their dicks to get an advantage. This ‘sport’ is more about starving yourself, having luck and finding ways to cheat the rules then it is about athleticism.

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  • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump

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      • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just  your standard penis inspection day

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      • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This sounds like hugenics to me

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      • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked

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    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest life effect.

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.

        95% training 5% finding the mutants

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would make the Winter Olympics quite challenging!

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    • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Olimpics

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    • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. theguardian.com/…/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-j…

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation

      Can only do it once so make it count

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      • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.

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    • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Imagine injecting stuff into your penis.

      Done! What’s next?

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      • treeko@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Now imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just enforce a pp size of exactly 2cm, the staff will check you before the jump & either cut or fluff you to specification.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Um… That part is concave so adding material (area) decreases circumference.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Suit circumference I think means “of the entire suit”. Its a weird way to say it but in the context they’re using it, it makes sense.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In some cases of hernia, the patient experiences enlargement of testicles. Will they benefit in this sport?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      research shows that the only advantage is with length and girth of the penis shaft. Testicles do not play a significant part

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remember the good old days when guys would shove socks into their underwear and girls would shove them into their bras?

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think you mean the good old days when there was a bespoke piece of clothing specifically for that purpose: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I love how the codpiece is not the weird part of this painting

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  • MSP_SMIMSA@noauthority.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    @Mickey7

    Genital sails

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