Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?
This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers
Submitted 12 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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474D@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
Saapas@piefed.zip 11 hours ago
Just your standard penis inspection day
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest life effect.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.
95% training 5% finding the mutants
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Would make the Winter Olympics quite challenging!
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Olimpics
4am@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
They’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing
Mickey7@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. theguardian.com/…/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-j…
gustofwind@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation
Can only do it once so make it count
Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
The ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
That’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
Imagine injecting stuff into your penis.
Done! What’s next?
treeko@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Now imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 hours ago
Just enforce a pp size of exactly 2cm, the staff will check you before the jump & either cut or fluff you to specification.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Um… That part is concave so adding material (area) decreases circumference.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Suit circumference I think means “of the entire suit”. Its a weird way to say it but in the context they’re using it, it makes sense.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
In some cases of hernia, the patient experiences enlargement of testicles. Will they benefit in this sport?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
research shows that the only advantage is with length and girth of the penis shaft. Testicles do not play a significant part
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Remember the good old days when guys would shove socks into their underwear and girls would shove them into their bras?
pennomi@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I think you mean the good old days when there was a bespoke piece of clothing specifically for that purpose: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
I love how the codpiece is not the weird part of this painting
MSP_SMIMSA@noauthority.social 11 hours ago
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 hours ago
Ski jumping is the dumbest sport out there. There are points for style which is arbitrary and already takes it down couple of levels compared with real sports. Weight is super important so the ‘athletes’ are all starving all the time. Wind has a big influence so they have to guess when gust will happen but since it changer during the day judges will arbitrarily change the length of runway at different points of the competition. It’s barely fair. And on top of that the suit has such a huge influence that the jumpers can’t even touch it after they were certified. Like they literally can’t touch the suit they are wearing because just changing how it adjust to the body will affect the score. And now we learned that adding 1cm to the length of the suit have such a big influence that they will inject stuff in their dicks to get an advantage. This ‘sport’ is more about starving yourself, having luck and finding ways to cheat the rules then it is about athleticism.