Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  biblically accurate toilet paper.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah, that’s what that symbol was for

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• BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.

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• luierik@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why wouldn’t it be?

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  • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because the handle is on the left. I don’t trust those people, they’re shady.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cause the roles on the bottom are not stacked in a very efficient manner.

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    • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hexagons are the provably most efficient way to pack circles into spaces.

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Plastic plants aren’t great, it’s true. At least you’re ready to take a few shits.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look at his wealth!

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• Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why you complaining?

  Women use like 2 rolls per day

  This is for you

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Omg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we’ve one through like 3 a year.

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    • Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?

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    • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying.

      iykyk

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• WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe he’s just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bidet and mini trashcan? You’ll survive a tp tower.

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• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s just missing an extra bollock and you’// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.

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  • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cancer got the missing one.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And yet no one makes big rolls for home use.

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.

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• discocactus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Legendary

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• frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  𓂸ꙮ

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Obviously we have forgotten the summer of 2020. Never forget.

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• darkreader2636@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  is this a crosspost from r*ddit

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• SouthFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Could go higher.

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• typhoidandswans@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hopefully when its tipped over, it won’t fall into the toilet or bath.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s a pattern abandoned to stack. He’s an animal.

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s a penis.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    With one ball? Centered? No, this is a TP tower.

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    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So... it's Hitler's penis?

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I concur. That’s a dangerous place for a delicate plant.

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