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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨PP_BOY_@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.

      This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.

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      • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What you described is very automatable. Not the getting rid of women the think with the nas and stuff

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Damn, it’s not working…want to fool around instead??”

      Pro move

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      • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        pulls jester cap from purse
        …sure…

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      • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A girl once did that, and when i drove home, i was awfully proud of whatever i did to deserve that.

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    • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The other day I wanted to watch a movie. I had it all set up. I started streaming Jellyfin to my tv. The movie started playing at 5 frames per minute…

      Turns out my pc can’t handle heavy transcoding at all. It also doesn’t have a gpu, so that doesn’t help.

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      • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Forget transcoding, have it in a playable format.You can run that on a toaster.

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      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Will it not play the raw movie if you are on LAN?

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Doesn’t need a GPU, your CPU might have a transcoder, just need to configure it Jellyfin.

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      • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        As others have said, GPU may not be required.

        I use a 2019 SFF desktop (no dedicated GPU) for Jellyfin, and transcoding for my 65" TV hardly increases cpu.

        If you can figure out why it’s transcoding and fix that, it makes a big difference. Mine transcoses because of subtitles and there’s no fixing it (the Tizen Jellyfin app is the problem - I’m just glad to have the app at all).

        The key is to know what formats, aspect ratio, etc, your TV handles natively and save files in that version. Fortunately my TV handles MKV natively but Jellyfin on Samsung doesn’t respect the Display Aspect Ratio flag, so I have to hard convert everything to square pixels in the proper aspect ratio (16:9,4:3, 3.5:3,etc) based on the original source. It’s a little extra work but scripting ffmpeg solves it. Future devices will surely handle square pixels and forced aspect ratio fine.

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  • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Insta-wife

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you have (thing I want)?

      Well, no

      oh… it’s on Netflix though…

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      • Limonene@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        8 years ago, I sat with my then-girlfriend at her parents’ house thinking of things we wanted to watch. We thought of like 20 shows and films, and each one we looked up was not on her parents’ Netflix.

        Netflix’s selection has only gotten worse since then.

        Nothing anyone wants is on Netflix.

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      • Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it’s on Netflix then there’s a torrent. I’ll set it to download.

        Or

        Then you’re welcome to sign in with yours.

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      • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It will take an hour to get it off usenet in 4k quality, no worries.

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Xenia my beloved

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  • unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fake: Anon is at friends house. Gay: Anon is at a guys house.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What does Norway have to do with it?

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    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Behold, the flag of United USA of America:
      Image

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Finland flag.

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      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But that’s Finland

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    • axx@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Indeed. What in the geographical fuck.

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  • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fucking a. I have everything set up nicely through streamio to just work but every time I have somebody over the fucking real debrid service goes down and I look like a real dummy.

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    • oatscoop@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can I interest you in a NAS and an old laptop running debian plugged into a TV, with the Ethernet cable running to it duck-taped to the wall?

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    • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s likely the scraper. Torrentio is getting really bad. I highly recommend adding the elfhosted comet.

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      • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        elfhosted

        I believe

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Asking for a friend, what is the point to debriding and what service do you like to use yourself? Stremio has been working for me without one for awhile

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      • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I use real-debrid and The point is instantly available 4K streams of all the media on the internet. And also, since it’s a direct download instead of a torrent My IP can’t be logged to then have my ISP annoy me about it.

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      • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For me it’s just a bit slow and stuttering. With debrid you have more links that are super fast and usually in better resolution. I use premiumize.me and i like it. It’s on the more expensive side, but i did a 2 year deal on valentine’s day or something when it was heavily discounted

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    streamingunity.tv

    There. Just saved you half an hour waiting for your download to complete.

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    • Darcranium@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You da man

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Saved but also “half hour downloads” are a thing of the past with gigabit fiber and usenetting

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Kinda depends on what your downloading. Movies in the 2160p resolution are getting into the 10s of Gigs. And you still need a seed with comparable bandwidth serving the file you want.

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    • superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Its been my experience at least that once a site gets too good it gets shutdown. I got tired of that dance so I just properly setup radarr and Sonarr with Usenet.

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    • unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Half hour? For anything with more than one Russian seeder you just wait ~60 secs for the first couple bytes then you can begin copying your Linux ISO to disk immediately.

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    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why everyone doesnt use these is beyond me.

      Co workers complaining about a $200 cable bill and I just sit there and smile.

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      • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        People are kinda weird when it comes to habits. A lot of people have seen my kodi setup that i have been using and tailoring for a decade. They like it, and when i ask them if i should show them, they are like naaaah, i wouldn’t know what to watch, and i just record and skip commercials. It’s not THAT expensive, and football and whatnot.

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  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I just posted about how I hate that modern humans have zero patience for me to even put a dvd in 😅 thank goodness I dont have to try to date one of these idiots

    #eathotchip

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wait EA has a brain chip to turn people into thots?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • irelephant@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    https://hydrahd.ru + ad blocker

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sent this to my partner. I didn’t have subtitles so I had to go find it real quick 🤣

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    • 01011@monero.town ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      SMPLAYER’s subtitle search and download feature works seamlessly.

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    • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s the actual struggle, finding the srt that matched your release all the way to the end.

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      • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The English subtitles for foreign language parts is the hardest. To be fair it’s rare I see an mkv without them bundled.

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