Never tried it but it sounds like fun
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not really. Do you any guy with a girth that small?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Yeah; they’re all in the White House.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You want the donut to be tight so it provides a cock ring effect.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One donut, coming up!
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Glazing also coming up.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Only if you clean off the frosting with no hands.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, I know this one. It’s called being glazed.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
This would also make me (m) happy.
Who loses in this situation?
No one.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
my ego, once we realise it can barely hold a single donut
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
That’s fine, it just becomes a balancing task.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Hey I mean, that just means it takes more handiwork from the… donut stacker… to eat the same number of donuts.
You’ve already phrased this with ‘we’, so don’t worry Albert, I’ll happily munch whatever number of donuts from your donut pole singly, as many times as it takes for me to uh, get my fill.
=P
Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
agreed. It might turn into a real thing. Dunkin Donuts could sell a “stack” of say 6 donuts, but it would not be straight top to bottom, but instead curved to better accomadate an erect penis
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I did that once.
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Idk man the best I can make it look is probably using a bag of Funyuns and even that is a stretch
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fruit loops for me.
1984@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Is that a women being happy? Rare creature.
danc4498@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Let me stuff donut bike holes in it
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Pff, I’m bi, go for it!
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Some donuts are getting ripped apart.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s how you make your own donut holes.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SW42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Donut*
Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your comment reminded me that at the conclusion all the donuts will be glazed
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d like a special dount please
it’ll be right up
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You have inspired my autism.
Banana for scale?
Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.
Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.
Dimensions?
Outer Diameter = ~4 inches
Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch
Height = ~ 1.5 inches
So…
An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.
2? Below average.
1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.
4? Above average.
5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.
… 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.
How snug is the fit?
Somewhat snug?
Average.
Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?
Above Average.
Not snug? Loose?
Below Average.
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!
/s :)
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
a fruit loop
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lifesaver
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
doughnut