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Never tried it but it sounds like fun

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SW42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Donut*

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Your comment reminded me that at the conclusion all the donuts will be glazed

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You have inspired my autism.

      Banana for scale?

      Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.

      Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.


      Dimensions?

      Outer Diameter = ~4 inches

      Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch

      Height = ~ 1.5 inches


      So…

      An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.

      2? Below average.

      1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.

      4? Above average.

      5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.

      … 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.


      How snug is the fit?

      Somewhat snug?

      Average.

      Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?

      Above Average.

      Not snug? Loose?

      Below Average.

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!

        /s :)

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      a fruit loop

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Lifesaver

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      doughnut

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not really. Do you any guy with a girth that small?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah; they’re all in the White House.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You want the donut to be tight so it provides a cock ring effect.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only if you clean off the frosting with no hands.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One donut, coming up!

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Glazing also coming up.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This would also make me (m) happy.

    Who loses in this situation?

    No one.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      my ego, once we realise it can barely hold a single donut

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s fine, it just becomes a balancing task.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Hey I mean, that just means it takes more handiwork from the… donut stacker… to eat the same number of donuts.

        You’ve already phrased this with ‘we’, so don’t worry Albert, I’ll happily munch whatever number of donuts from your donut pole singly, as many times as it takes for me to uh, get my fill.

        =P

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      agreed. It might turn into a real thing. Dunkin Donuts could sell a “stack” of say 6 donuts, but it would not be straight top to bottom, but instead curved to better accomadate an erect penis

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      • Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My erect penis is very straight…

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, I know this one. It’s called being glazed.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did that once.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Were you the pole or the gobbler?

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      • elvith@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes

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  • CluelessDude@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Idk man the best I can make it look is probably using a bag of Funyuns and even that is a stretch

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that a women being happy? Rare creature.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fruit loops for me.

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  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some donuts are getting ripped apart.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let me stuff donut bike holes in it

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pff, I’m bi, go for it!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s how you make your own donut holes.

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