Never tried it but it sounds like fun
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not really. Do you any guy with a girth that small?
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You want the donut to be tight so it provides a cock ring effect.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Only if you clean off the frosting with no hands.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
One donut, coming up!
Slovene@feddit.nl 22 hours ago
Glazing also coming up.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This would also make me (m) happy.
Who loses in this situation?
No one.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
my ego, once we realise it can barely hold a single donut
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 day ago
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 23 hours ago
That’s fine, it just becomes a balancing task.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Hey I mean, that just means it takes more handiwork from the… donut stacker… to eat the same number of donuts.
You’ve already phrased this with ‘we’, so don’t worry Albert, I’ll happily munch whatever number of donuts from your donut pole singly, as many times as it takes for me to uh, get my fill.
=P
Mickey7@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
agreed. It might turn into a real thing. Dunkin Donuts could sell a “stack” of say 6 donuts, but it would not be straight top to bottom, but instead curved to better accomadate an erect penis
Atlas_@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
My erect penis is very straight…
Tedesche@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Oh, I know this one. It’s called being glazed.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I did that once.
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Idk man the best I can make it look is probably using a bag of Funyuns and even that is a stretch
1984@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
Is that a women being happy? Rare creature.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fruit loops for me.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Some donuts are getting ripped apart.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Let me stuff donut bike holes in it
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Pff, I’m bi, go for it!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s how you make your own donut holes.
SW42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Donut*
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your comment reminded me that at the conclusion all the donuts will be glazed
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
You have inspired my autism.
Banana for scale?
Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.
Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.
Dimensions?
Outer Diameter = ~4 inches
Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch
Height = ~ 1.5 inches
So…
An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.
2? Below average.
1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.
4? Above average.
5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.
… 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.
How snug is the fit?
Somewhat snug?
Average.
Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?
Above Average.
Not snug? Loose?
Below Average.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!
/s :)
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
a fruit loop
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lifesaver
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
doughnut